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Anonymous wrote:My last year of grad school I was pulling all-nighters regularly and was not the finest housekeeper. The
rental agent told me she was going to bring a couple over to see the apartment and I forgot about it. When they got there I was working in the living room. They looked around and didn't say anything of note before leaving.

I went into my bedroom and saw my giant dildo on the bed.

It's still embarrassing to think about it; everybody knows a pocket rocket is the way to go. I must have seemed so clueless. Inour salad days we all want a hunk of anatomically correct purple silicone.

Ha! Amen sister. Who doesn't remeber their first giant, horrific looking monster. When I got my pocket rocket, I don't think I left my house for 3 days.

Anonymous wrote:My last year of grad school I was pulling all-nighters regularly and was not the finest housekeeper. The
rental agent told me she was going to bring a couple over to see the apartment and I forgot about it. When they got there I was working in the living room. They looked around and didn't say anything of note before leaving.

I went into my bedroom and saw my giant dildo on the bed.

It's still embarrassing to think about it; everybody knows a pocket rocket is the way to go. I must have seemed so clueless. Inour salad days we all want a hunk of anatomically correct purple silicone.

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Anonymous wrote:Hilarious thread, thanks OP!

Waaaaay back in the day, my BF and I took sex pictures. We got them developed! (I was young and dumb.) Anyway, I kept the pictures and I mixed them up in my other not-sex pictures, stuiply.

Yes, you see what's coming...

I had a girlfriend over to my apartment, and we were looking through my pictures. (I'd forgotten the sex pictures were mixed in!) She stumbled upon the pictures of me giving my BF pleasure. She said, "Oh my goodness!" and I muttered something lame. I ripped up all the pictures, but I still have anxiety when looking through any old pictures.

I was mortified for years after that!!

Eminem Nanny? Gross.

Anonymous wrote:Hilarious thread, thanks OP!

Waaaaay back in the day, my BF and I took sex pictures. We got them developed! (I was young and dumb.) Anyway, I kept the pictures and I mixed them up in my other not-sex pictures, stuiply.

Yes, you see what's coming...

I had a girlfriend over to my apartment, and we were looking through my pictures. (I'd forgotten the sex pictures were mixed in!) She stumbled upon the pictures of me giving my BF pleasure. She said, "Oh my goodness!" and I muttered something lame. I ripped up all the pictures, but I still have anxiety when looking through any old pictures.

I was mortified for years after that!!

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Anonymous wrote:I went to pay for my bagel the other day, opened my purse and a tampon was sitting there plainly visible to the store clerk. I was mortified and gave the clerk $50 tip. It happens.

Jesus. What a bunch of pearl clutching prudes in this thread

Anonymous wrote:OP, are you shitting me? Condoms? We ought to line up and slap you like they did in the movie Airplane.

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Anonymous wrote:I really expected this post to be more exciting. I'll contribute my personal cleaning lady embarrassment for the enjoyment of the group:

When we moved, we inherited this wonderful, very sweet cleaning lady with the house (by "inherited", I just mean that the previous owners told us about her and we asked if she would keep working for us). She showed up for the first time the day after the movers arrived with our stuff and I tried to tell her there wasn't much to clean yet, as we hadn't unpacked. She wanted to do a little work anyway, so I let her clean while I was upstairs unpacking the kids' rooms. Later on, I discovered that she had unpacked our boxes of bathroom stuff. Which included my collection of three vibrators. Which she very neatly laid out in a row in my bedside table drawer. I was pretty mortified, but she continued to work for us for years.

Actually that would have ticked me off to have a cleaning lady go through and unpack a box that she did not have permission to go through. I'm sure that she was just trying to help but that was a bit much. I wouldn't expect her to open drawers and "neaten" the items inside either.

You are weird. Id be thankful and tip

Nope. It is not weird to expect someone NOT to go through your stuff without your permission. I am only grateful for that kind of "help" if I ask for it. You would tip. That would be enough for me to fire.

Uptight is more like it

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I really expected this post to be more exciting. I'll contribute my personal cleaning lady embarrassment for the enjoyment of the group:

When we moved, we inherited this wonderful, very sweet cleaning lady with the house (by "inherited", I just mean that the previous owners told us about her and we asked if she would keep working for us). She showed up for the first time the day after the movers arrived with our stuff and I tried to tell her there wasn't much to clean yet, as we hadn't unpacked. She wanted to do a little work anyway, so I let her clean while I was upstairs unpacking the kids' rooms. Later on, I discovered that she had unpacked our boxes of bathroom stuff. Which included my collection of three vibrators. Which she very neatly laid out in a row in my bedside table drawer. I was pretty mortified, but she continued to work for us for years.

Actually that would have ticked me off to have a cleaning lady go through and unpack a box that she did not have permission to go through. I'm sure that she was just trying to help but that was a bit much. I wouldn't expect her to open drawers and "neaten" the items inside either.

You are weird. Id be thankful and tip

Nope. It is not weird to expect someone NOT to go through your stuff without your permission. I am only grateful for that kind of "help" if I ask for it. You would tip. That would be enough for me to fire.

Anonymous wrote:In law school, a male classmate and I were putting together a video and went to Best Buy for help. The employee opened up whatever movie playing program my classmate had. His anal porn started playing right there, in the middle of Best Buy, in front of me and the employee. The employee closed the window and said "Er, that's not what we were trying to do."

I'd actually like to thank OP for starting a hilarious thread. She's the most boring person on here but it's otherwise great.

Anonymous wrote:I went to pay for my bagel the other day, opened my purse and a tampon was sitting there plainly visible to the store clerk. I was mortified and gave the clerk $50 tip. It happens.