This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls will come real quick
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
And did the wild thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much, much meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house for the funky cold medina
You know what I'm sayin'
I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie
Alex from Stroh's
They won't leave my dog alone with that medina, pal
I went up to this girl, she said, hi, my name is Sheena
I thought she'd be good to go with a little funky cold medina
She said, I'd like a drink, I said, okay, I'll go get it
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips
Then I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the funky cold medina

Anonymous wrote:“The party was jumpin'
When Bertha got off o' her stump,
The whistles were blowin'


And everybody did the bump
But all the time bertha
Had been workin' on her goodie
Now folks call it "the Bertha Butt boogie"

When Bertha Butt did her goodie
She started the Bertha Butt boogie
No question

When bertha got movin'
Her hips were hummin' in the wind,
The ground started shakin'
No grass grew where she'd been!
The music was poppin',
The crowd had formed a ring,
Her sisters yelled, "boogie, bertha, do your thing!"

Bump! Bump! Bubbabump!
Baaaa Bump! Bump! Bubbabump!!

Someone left my cake out in the rain
It took so long to bake it

I WILL NEVER HAVE THE RECIPE AGAIN oh no!

Now watch me whip, whip
Watch me nae nae

It was not until I was older until I realized what Def Leppard was saying in “Pour Some Sugar on Me.”


You got the peaches, I got the cream
Sweet to taste, saccharine
Cause I'm hot (hot), so hot, sticky sweet
From my head, (head, head), my head to my feet

Do you take sugar?
One lump or two?

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew,
When I bit off more than I could chew.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
I ate it up, and spat it out

- My Way

Well, I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got run over by a damned old train

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hike up your skirt a little more,
And show your world to me

🤮

Came here to say this too! Vomit.

Me too!! I’d like to go back and slap my 17 year old self on the back of the head for listening to this crap.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“I remember all my life
Raining down as cold as ice
Shadows of a man
A face through a window
Crying in the night
The night goes into
Morning, just another day
Happy people pass my way
Looking in their eyes
I see a memory
I never realized
How happy you made me
Oh, Mandy
Well, you came and you gave without taking
But I sent you away
Oh, Mandy
Well, you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today
Oh, Mandy”

Isn't this about his dog? If so, it makes more sense.

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Haha, if true!

“The party was jumpin'
When Bertha got off o' her stump,
The whistles were blowin'


And everybody did the bump
But all the time bertha
Had been workin' on her goodie
Now folks call it "the Bertha Butt boogie"

When Bertha Butt did her goodie
She started the Bertha Butt boogie
No question

When bertha got movin'
Her hips were hummin' in the wind,
The ground started shakin'
No grass grew where she'd been!
The music was poppin',
The crowd had formed a ring,
Her sisters yelled, "boogie, bertha, do your thing!"

Anonymous wrote:Every night she walks right in my dreams
Since I met her from the start
I'm so proud I am the only one
Who is special in her heart

The girl is mine
The doggone girl is mine
I know she's mine
Because the doggone girl is mine

Horrible song! Plus the part where they talk some of the lyrics.

Anonymous wrote:"(Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I)
I'm in love with your body
Every day discovering something brand new
I'm in love with the shape of you"

I feel second-hand embarrassment when I hear this song.

Anonymous wrote:“I remember all my life
Raining down as cold as ice
Shadows of a man
A face through a window
Crying in the night
The night goes into
Morning, just another day
Happy people pass my way
Looking in their eyes
I see a memory
I never realized
How happy you made me
Oh, Mandy
Well, you came and you gave without taking
But I sent you away
Oh, Mandy
Well, you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today
Oh, Mandy”

Isn't this about his dog? If so, it makes more sense.

“I remember all my life
Raining down as cold as ice
Shadows of a man
A face through a window
Crying in the night
The night goes into
Morning, just another day
Happy people pass my way
Looking in their eyes
I see a memory
I never realized
How happy you made me
Oh, Mandy
Well, you came and you gave without taking
But I sent you away
Oh, Mandy
Well, you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today
Oh, Mandy”

Anonymous wrote:The lyrics of I’ll Be Watching You. Creep me out every time, straight lethal stalker sh!t.

It's supposed to be a song about a stalker. Sting has pointed out multiple times that he doesn't get why couples use that song for weddings. It's not supposed to be romantic.