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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Guys, I'm just trying to figure out how to marry a partner at a law firm by 32. Seriously. That's it.[/quote]

Become a litigation paralegal, get on a big trial, one that will last for a couple of years preferably, located in another town, so the entire trial team has to stay in the same hotel, cozy up to one of the partners, he probably won’t be single so you have to be okay with busting up a family, anyway, laugh a lot and appear to be very light hearted, clever but not too bright, give it a few months, sleep with him, rinsed repeat until he falls “in love” with you.

Make doe eyes at him.  If the trial goes in for more than 6 months you are golden, and will be married as soon as the ink dries in the divorce papers.  I’ve never done this myself, but have witnessed it over and over again, so while I might be short in the details I can tell you that it happens an awful lot.

Of course you will have to spend the rest of your days looking over your shoulder, because well that’s just the way it goes. [/quote]

I don't know why but this post made me LOL. Most of these rich men are already married and yes the woman looking, young or not, age doesn't really matter at this point, will certainly be busting up a relationship or marriage with kids.[/quote]

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