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[quote=Anonymous]If you really wanted to get passive aggressive OP, get a pack of bubblegum, chew it while cuddled up next to him and "accidentally" pop/spit out a huge bubble into his beard. :D When you reach to pick it out, "accidentally" stretch it onto more of his beard. Then help him trim down the beard, tell him how much sexier he is clean shaven, followed by a bj or something else to reinforce that idea. Mention how much more turned on you are by him without the beard. Men are simple minded. Its like Pavlovs dog with sex instead of treats... be sure to reward him if he cleans up all the way or at least keep it trimmed down.[/quote]
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