Anonymous
Post 10/08/2015 14:27     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Anonymous wrote:Is Kane crying on the air about it, yet?


I heard it was Kanye yelling about it on Sway
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2015 14:26     Subject: Re:If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Use some scented candles or air freshener to cover the stench, then have a nice big bowl of pasta salad in your shitshack.
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2015 14:24     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Cool story bro
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2015 14:23     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:How many asparagus stalks will I need per person for dinner, especially if the MIL moves five minutes away from us?


Depends. Is this an Executive dinner?

I hope so. Just don't serve dinner on paper or plastic plates. Mother only likes her meals on China plates. Definitely don't get the cheap ones that they have at Macy's. Mother requires her plates to be imported from England. She will have a major meltdown if the dinner is not up to her standards.
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2015 14:13     Subject: Re:If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
They should probably either get a divorce or go to marriage counseling.
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2015 14:11     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Bless you heart!!
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2015 14:11     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
You have too much time on your hands
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2015 14:09     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Is Kane crying on the air about it, yet?
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2015 14:08     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Good grief! I'll bite.
But first, tell me which handbag to buy.
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2015 14:06     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Anonymous wrote:I understood the op and all the following posts. I *really* need to get off of DCUM!


I know! Seriously LMFAO! Thank you thank you DCUM. Just when I least expect it, you give me the laugh I need.

Now back on topic: DTMFA!
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2015 14:03     Subject: Re:If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
I recommend immediate divorce.
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2015 13:53     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
what are you prattling on about?
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2015 13:39     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
But he gave me the WRONG BAGEL!
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2015 13:26     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Anonymous wrote:Just wanted to try to get some thread condensation going. Discuss.


On its own merits, I'd say No, but affirmative action (for foreigners, and for bobcats) may play a role here.
Anonymous
Post 10/08/2015 13:23     Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Anonymous wrote:How many asparagus stalks will I need per person for dinner, especially if the MIL moves five minutes away from us?


Depends. Is this an Executive dinner?