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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]This is a genuine question—does your DH or DW fart constantly? Or make a show of raising a cheek to fart? Fart while eating? Do you wake up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night and the room smells like a sewer? Trying to get a sense of what’s normal.

We’ve been married a long time, but it seems like this issue is getting worse and since this is not something I want to discuss with girlfriends, I’m posting here. [/quote]

Yes to all of the above. Raises his cheek, farts during dinner, we can be in the middle of a serious, important conversation and he will lift his butt and fart right while I’m talking. It drives me absolutely insane.

I literally had to make him promise not to fart in the middle of saying our vows, I was that terrified he would.

It’s literally the only red flag he has so I tolerate it. But I hate it. And saying anything is worse, because then he makes a show of “look! I’m opening the door to go stand in the yard for no reason! Nope I’m not doing anything out here! Definitely not farting!”

I did have one other boyfriend 20 years ago who would fart during sex. At least he’s not that bad. But I really don’t understand what goes through their heads and why they think that’s acceptable. [/quote]

He’s on the spectrum. [/quote]

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