Anonymous
Post 12/09/2025 07:50     Subject: Re:Spouse flatulence
I literally had to make him promise not to fart in the middle of saying our vows, I was that terrified he would.


Girl, this is your man.
Anonymous
Post 12/09/2025 07:42     Subject: Spouse flatulence
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:This is a genuine question—does your DH or DW fart constantly? Or make a show of raising a cheek to fart? Fart while eating? Do you wake up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night and the room smells like a sewer? Trying to get a sense of what’s normal.

We’ve been married a long time, but it seems like this issue is getting worse and since this is not something I want to discuss with girlfriends, I’m posting here.


Yes to all of the above. Raises his cheek, farts during dinner, we can be in the middle of a serious, important conversation and he will lift his butt and fart right while I’m talking. It drives me absolutely insane.

I literally had to make him promise not to fart in the middle of saying our vows, I was that terrified he would.

It’s literally the only red flag he has so I tolerate it. But I hate it. And saying anything is worse, because then he makes a show of “look! I’m opening the door to go stand in the yard for no reason! Nope I’m not doing anything out here! Definitely not farting!”

I did have one other boyfriend 20 years ago who would fart during sex. At least he’s not that bad. But I really don’t understand what goes through their heads and why they think that’s acceptable.


He’s on the spectrum.
Anonymous
Post 12/09/2025 06:22     Subject: Spouse flatulence
Anonymous wrote:Yes, except it's me. I'm the wife who farts a lot. Hi. 👋🏻


Lies. Women don’t fart.
Anonymous
Post 12/09/2025 06:17     Subject: Spouse flatulence
Anonymous wrote:Yes, except it's me. I'm the wife who farts a lot. Hi. 👋🏻

🤘 you’re awesome
Anonymous
Post 12/09/2025 03:55     Subject: Spouse flatulence
Anonymous wrote:Yes, except it's me. I'm the wife who farts a lot. Hi. 👋🏻


Me too. Cept we are both wives. I’m the gassy one. Pretty sure it’s dairy… I love dairy though so it is what it is.
Anonymous
Post 12/09/2025 03:51     Subject: Spouse flatulence
Anonymous wrote:Anyone who farts a lot has some type of medical condition, likely a food intolerance. Otherwise, most people only fart occasionally.


+1 Talk to your PCP.
Anonymous
Post 12/09/2025 01:07     Subject: Spouse flatulence
Anonymous wrote:This is a genuine question—does your DH or DW fart constantly? Or make a show of raising a cheek to fart? Fart while eating? Do you wake up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night and the room smells like a sewer? Trying to get a sense of what’s normal.

We’ve been married a long time, but it seems like this issue is getting worse and since this is not something I want to discuss with girlfriends, I’m posting here.


Yes to all of the above. Raises his cheek, farts during dinner, we can be in the middle of a serious, important conversation and he will lift his butt and fart right while I’m talking. It drives me absolutely insane.

I literally had to make him promise not to fart in the middle of saying our vows, I was that terrified he would.

It’s literally the only red flag he has so I tolerate it. But I hate it. And saying anything is worse, because then he makes a show of “look! I’m opening the door to go stand in the yard for no reason! Nope I’m not doing anything out here! Definitely not farting!”

I did have one other boyfriend 20 years ago who would fart during sex. At least he’s not that bad. But I really don’t understand what goes through their heads and why they think that’s acceptable.
Anonymous
Post 12/09/2025 00:56     Subject: Spouse flatulence
Anonymous wrote:Op here. Ruled out lactose intolerance and no discernable food groups that seem to cause it (but will definitely avoid Chex mix!). Not on a GLP. The night gas is while he’s sleeping so our bedroom stinks to high hell. Maybe this is where the term old fart comes from….

He needs to poop at night before bed. I get that he can’t control his body while sleeping but he does need to make sure his colon is empty before hot boxing you all night. Or he can sleep in the guest room.
Anonymous
Post 12/08/2025 23:49     Subject: Spouse flatulence
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:In the bed with you right there? Did you know a woman got ecoli in her lungs from breathing in a fart? He needs to excuse himself and use a fan exhaust in the restroom. Who raised him?


Link


DP: https://www.vice.com/en/article/man-farted-in-his-girlfriends-face-and-gave-her-a-7-year-infection/


I can't believe that this is the hill I'm going to die on, but you realize this is a link related to a TikTok video and not actual science?

Stop trying to wreck all these cool fart threads with your hysterical BS that farts kill or only smell if you are rotten inside/dying. Just stop the gaslighting. No pun intended.
Anonymous
Post 12/08/2025 23:46     Subject: Spouse flatulence
I have a lot of complaints about my spouse. He's unemployed. He didn't vote for Kamala. He listens to Joe Rogan. He procrastinates about everything important. He doesn't take care of himself or major repairs on our house.

But he cooks and cleans and he's farted literally one time in my presence in the 17 years I've known him.

There's not much there for a happy marriage, but it's better than unemployed, procrastinating, AND farting, so, I gotta hang on to what bright spots I can.
Anonymous
Post 12/08/2025 23:38     Subject: Spouse flatulence
Ugh yes, my husband is absolutely disgusting with his constant dinosaur farts and burps. I have told him that he needs to work on his gut microbiome because it's not normal to be farting so much. He doesn't care. I hate it.
Anonymous
Post 12/08/2025 23:25     Subject: Spouse flatulence
Op here. Ruled out lactose intolerance and no discernable food groups that seem to cause it (but will definitely avoid Chex mix!). Not on a GLP. The night gas is while he’s sleeping so our bedroom stinks to high hell. Maybe this is where the term old fart comes from….
Anonymous
Post 12/08/2025 23:15     Subject: Spouse flatulence
Buy Gas-X
Anonymous
Post 12/08/2025 22:06     Subject: Spouse flatulence
Anyone who farts a lot has some type of medical condition, likely a food intolerance. Otherwise, most people only fart occasionally.
Anonymous
Post 12/08/2025 21:03     Subject: Spouse flatulence
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:In the bed with you right there? Did you know a woman got ecoli in her lungs from breathing in a fart? He needs to excuse himself and use a fan exhaust in the restroom. Who raised him?


Link


DP: https://www.vice.com/en/article/man-farted-in-his-girlfriends-face-and-gave-her-a-7-year-infection/