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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]In the land of MoCo suburbs, long threads start to rage,
Hot takes and humblebrags rising up through the page.
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a username light,
My head grew heavy and my eyes went dim,
I had to log in tonight.

There she stood in the forum doorway,
I heard the posters yell,
And I was thinking to myself,
“This could be Bethesda… or it could be hell.”
Then she lit up the comments, and she showed me the way,
There were voices down the thread corridor,
I thought I heard them say…

Chorus:
🎶 Welcome to the Forum DC UrbanMom,
Such a snarky place (such a snarky place),
Such a face on grace (such a face on grace).
Plenty of drama at the Forum DC UrbanMom,
Any time of year (any time of year),
You can find it here. 🎶

Verse 2:
Her mind is Mommy-and-Me twisted,
She got the Montessori bends,
She got a lot of catty catty posters,
She calls “my friends.”
How they dance on the politics board, sweet summer thread,
Some post to remember, some post to dread.

So I called up the mod,
“Please delete my name,”
He said, “We haven’t had that option here
since 2008.”
And still those voices are typing from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say…

Chorus:
🎶 Welcome to the Forum DC UrbanMom,
Such a snarky place (such a snarky place),
Such a smug embrace (such a smug embrace).
They livin’ it up at the Forum DC UrbanMom,
What a great surprise (what a great surprise),
Bring your thin disguise. 🎶

Bridge:
Private school tuition madness,
$50K a year,
And they say, “We’re not like the others,”
But their nannies all drive here.
And in the Mod’s own chamber,
They gather for the feast,
They stab it with their witty posts,
But they just can’t ban the beast!

Final Verse:
Last thing I remember, I was
Trying to log offline,
“I need to find a thread to close
Before I lose my mind.”
“Relax,” said the Mod man,
“We are programmed to receive.
You can log out any time you like,
But you can never leave…”[/quote]

Where will you be performing in the DC area? Please send dates when you have them[/quote]

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