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[quote=Anonymous]This one is WAY BETTER....

"Anti-Hero" (DC Urban Moms Version)

Verse 1:
I have this thing where I lurk on the forums
Posted my kid's stats anonymously this morning
Did you hear that someone's daughter made USAMO as a sophomore?
It must be exhausting always having me in the carpool

Pre-Chorus:
Sometimes I feel like everybody's kid is at RSI
Mine only made TASP (is that even prestigious?)
The forum agrees, the forum agrees

Chorus:
It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me
My kid got 1540, everybody agrees
That's not good enough for HYPSM, should she retake?
It must be exhausting having me on the thread

Verse 2:
I stay up reading chance-me posts on College Confidential
She's got the GPA but no national awards (just state-level)
Her summer internship was only at NIH, not published
And we're not legacy anywhere that matters

Pre-Chorus:
Sometimes I feel like we should've paid for that consultant
The one who got three kids into Stanford
My husband agrees, my therapist agrees

Chorus:
It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me
She's val, but so is everyone we know
I'm spiraling about demonstrated interest and Naviance scattergrams
It must be exhausting, my daughter tells me so

Bridge:
I have this dream where the Ivies release decisions
And everyone on DCUM is posting acceptances
But we're still stuck on the waitlist at our safety
It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me
It's me, hi, posted as "anonymous"
It's me, hi
Sidwell moms agree, Maret moms agree

Final Chorus:
It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me
She only took nine APs, everyone can see
Should've done that research gap year before applying
It must be exhausting being raised by me

Outro:
(It's me, hi, "just asking for a friend")
Her essay's about her grandma, should I make her start again?
(The forum agrees, my daughter's crying)
Someone's kid just won Regeneron
(Log off, log off, you're spiraling again)[/quote]

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