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[quote=Anonymous]So... a man walks into a bar for a drink...

After he orders a beer, he notices that the TVs in the bar aren't on and he asks the bartender, "Hey, can you turn on the TV."

The bartender replies, "The cable is out."

"Well, anything else in here that might be amusing while I finish my beer."

The bartender reaches under the bar and place a small stage with a tiny person who starts playing a tiny piano.

Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got the person. The bartender replied that if you go into the closet there is a genie that will grant one wish. The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said their was a genie. The man wished for 1,000,000 million bucks.

Instantly he was engulfed in feathers and deafened by quacking...

Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed, "I asked your fucking genie for 1,000,000 bucks but I got 1,000,000 ducks."

"Yeah, he doesn't hear so well", replied the bartender, "Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch PIANIST!"[/quote]

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