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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]A swami walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "make me one with everything."[/quote] So the hot dog rolls his eyes and makes the hot dog. "That'll be two dollars." The swami hands over a $5 bill, which the hot dog vendor takes. After a moment, the swami asks, "where's the change?" The hot dog vendor says, "Change comes from within."[/quote]
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