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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]My grandma was always telling us her neighbor was a drug dealer. He had been bad since he was a small boy and rode his tricycle recklessly. Also his girlfriend worked at Hooters. Anyway turns out he totally was a drug dealer all along.[/quote]
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol: I’m here for more of your recollections and observations, PP.[/quote]

His name was Timmy!  He never had a job, but always had money-- but maybe due to his girlfriend getting rich on tips from Hooters. She did look the part. Anyway, cars would come and go from his driveway staying only a few minutes. In retrospect it was quite obvious, it's just that only Grandma was watching enough during the daytime to see it happen. She also enjoyed Dateline, Law and Order, etc., so she was prepared.

Of course, after the cops busted him, we were all begging Grandma for a detailed description of the arrest. Not so boring anymore! The house is now occupied by boring people but their garden looks nice.[/quote]

Oh man. This is amazing. Is Grandma still among us? I hope you all told her you were impressed.[/quote]

Sadly no, but she lived a long and happy life and was always interested in other people. She had an amazing ability to make assertions that seemed implausible but turned out to be true, and we all marveled at it.[/quote]

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