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[quote=Anonymous]I’m married to Dr Strange - the man can legit manipulate time. Unfortunately he uses this power mostly to ensure we are always running late. If we need to leave by 730, he’ll fast forward time to 815. If I wise up and tell him we need to leave at 630 in hopes he’ll actually be ready by 730, he’ll thwart my evil plan by fast forwarding time to 845. He also uses this power when cleaning the house. If he is responsible for cleaning the kitchen and starts at 9am, he’ll fast forward the entire day and finish cleaning up around 9pm. If he is responsible for cleaning multiple rooms, forget it - I’ll lose an entire week. And I swear he is fast forwarding my aging, because I have a LOT more lines on my face now than I did when we got married a couple years ago. Still keeping my fingers crossed that Samuel L Jackson shows up and asks him to join his superhero team, so I can get in and hopefully upgrade to a Thor or an Iron Man. [/quote]
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