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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]UMC guys like horse-faced girls, or girls who ride horses, but not horses themselves. I know this because I am the highly-desirable UMC guy.[/quote] In the wild! Tell me UMC man who is highly-desirable - why do you not like horses? Do they intimidate you? Or is it that you smell too much like outside if you spend time with horses?[/quote] Because they can't sail, tell jokes, play lacrosse, or make a martini. What good are they? I have a car (classic Porsche) if I need to get somewhere.[/quote]
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