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[quote=Anonymous]Real stuff from Twitter:

Ramblin Mama
@ramblinma
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May 5, 2017

[b]Pediatrician: They're only getting two hours of screen time a day, right?

Me: HAHAHAHA! I mean, yes.[/b]

dph
@luckytrout
Replying to 
@ramblinma

[b]3 beers a couple nights per week is the adult version of this lie...[/b]

Replying to 
@ramblinma
[b]
Or is that two hours of SCREAM time? 😎[/b]

Mom of Science Microscope
@EmSlyce

[b]Me: *on the phone with my parents* So mom, what did the doctor say?

2: *from across the room* no more monkeys jumping on the bed![/b]

Laura Marie
@lmegordon
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8h

[b]My friend's kid broke our harmonica. What's the protocol here? Do I email her about it or call her on the phone? I want my gratitude to feel sincere.[/b]

Snarky Mommy
@SnarkyMommy78
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7h
[b]I knew parenting would involve a lot of crying but didn’t realize so much of it would be from me.[/b]

A Bearer Of Dad NewsFlag of Guyana
@HomeWithPeanut
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4h
[b]Whenever I gaze upon my sleeping kids, I imagine them growing up to make a difference in the world.

Which is incredible since they use bed rails to prevent them from falling on their faces in the middle of the night.[/b]

Vision Bored
@VisionBored1
·
12h
[b]my son pranked my husband by changing his beard trimmer from the highest setting to the lowest setting so now my husband has no beard and I have no son[/b]

Paige Kellerman
@PaigeKellerman
·
Jul 3, 2017
[b]Sure, I could parent without screen time. I could also churn my own butter, but let's not get crazy here.[/b]

Mommy Needs A Life
@mom_needsalife
·
Mar 21
[b]Parenting is 70% me yelling, 20% asking the kids why they’re yelling, & 10% trying to find where I left my coffee.[/b]

Ash (an female) ⚪️
@adult_mom
·
Oct 23, 2015
[b]Me, to all my kids before the age of 2.

"No screens allowed."

On their 2nd birthday, handing over iPad.

"This is your mother now."[/b]

Lurkin' Mom
@LurkAtHomeMom
·
Oct 25, 2017
[b]School: We're hosting a book fair to encourage more reading/less screen time
Me: What book did you pick?
7: Super Mario Skill Book
Me: Right[/b]

Molly England
@bluebonetbabies
·
Apr 20, 2017
[b]My kids made cardboard computers: I'm glad they're so imaginative and equally disturbed that even their creative play involves screen time.[/b]

Sarcastic Mommy
@sarcasticmommy4
[b]Took my son to the eye doctor & was asked “how much screen time do you allow?”

Liar level: EXPERT[/b]

Abe Yospe
@Cheeseboy22
·
Aug 14, 2018
[b]I am trying to limit my kids' screen time, which is why today we're going to a movie.[/b]

Sara Says Stop
@PetrickSara
·
Jul 29, 2018
[b]The cat keeps stepping on the surge protector switch and shutting off the television.

My cat is better at enforcing screen time limits than I am.[/b]

Kate Hall
@KateWhineHall
·
Jan 10, 2017
"[b]Well, if you don't, I'll take away your screen time."

- my family motto[/b]

The Dad
@thedad
·
Aug 18, 2018
[b]I'm at my most hypocritical when telling my kids they've had enough screen time[/b]

Salty Mermaid Entertainment
@saltymermaident
·
Jun 29, 2018
[b]Yeah, I could restrict my kids' screen time, sure, but I just don't want to be the kind of parent who *limits* her children, ya know? Right, yeah, I want them to feel limitless, that's all...[/b]

MamaFizzles
@MamaFizzles
·
Sep 22, 2016
[b]Are we all done pretending we try to limit screen time?[/b]

AND THE BEST FOR LAST: :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: 
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James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn
@XplodingUnicorn
·
Dec 9, 2016
[b]Random dad: Do you limit your kids' screen time?

Me: I gave up.

Him: Why?

Me: It increased their scream time.[/b]

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