Anonymous
03/24/2021 00:28
Subject: Re:How to get out-of-control screen time in check?
OUR KIDSS NEED PHONES>> THEY ARE ESSENTIAL!!! for their education!!!!!!
or not..
Anonymous
03/24/2021 00:24
Subject: Re:How to get out-of-control screen time in check?
We really need something like that soon for the kids' cellphone and other screen devices use, before their brains will fell out..
Anonymous
03/24/2021 00:10
Subject: How to get out-of-control screen time in check?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I use our Xfinity app to shut off devices at night.
Ask veteran parents.. you have no idea how fare they can go unless you won't take
the junk actually away from them. .. your kids must be young and not very clever yet...
Well I can tell from the howls during the day when I turn it on by accident that it still works.
Sure they can download a movie but screentime nips that. And no neighbors have open wifi
LOL.. yeah.. lucky for you.. if you lived in more dense area there are like too many that kids can hop on.
Maybe they howl to throw you off a scent .. they might be already outsmarting you.
Anonymous
03/23/2021 16:17
Subject: Re:How to get out-of-control screen time in check?
Anonymous
03/22/2021 23:32
Subject: Re:How to get out-of-control screen time in check?
Real stuff from Twitter:
Ramblin Mama
@ramblinma
·
May 5, 2017
Pediatrician: They're only getting two hours of screen time a day, right?
Me: HAHAHAHA! I mean, yes.
dph
@luckytrout
Replying to
@ramblinma
3 beers a couple nights per week is the adult version of this lie...
Replying to
@ramblinma
Or is that two hours of SCREAM time? 😎
Mom of Science Microscope
@EmSlyce
Me: *on the phone with my parents* So mom, what did the doctor say?
2: *from across the room* no more monkeys jumping on the bed!
Laura Marie
@lmegordon
·
8h
My friend's kid broke our harmonica. What's the protocol here? Do I email her about it or call her on the phone? I want my gratitude to feel sincere.
Snarky Mommy
@SnarkyMommy78
·
7h
I knew parenting would involve a lot of crying but didn’t realize so much of it would be from me.
A Bearer Of Dad NewsFlag of Guyana
@HomeWithPeanut
·
4h
Whenever I gaze upon my sleeping kids, I imagine them growing up to make a difference in the world.
Which is incredible since they use bed rails to prevent them from falling on their faces in the middle of the night.
Vision Bored
@VisionBored1
·
12h
my son pranked my husband by changing his beard trimmer from the highest setting to the lowest setting so now my husband has no beard and I have no son
Paige Kellerman
@PaigeKellerman
·
Jul 3, 2017
Sure, I could parent without screen time. I could also churn my own butter, but let's not get crazy here.
Mommy Needs A Life
@mom_needsalife
·
Mar 21
Parenting is 70% me yelling, 20% asking the kids why they’re yelling, & 10% trying to find where I left my coffee.
Ash (an female) ⚪️
@adult_mom
·
Oct 23, 2015
Me, to all my kids before the age of 2.
"No screens allowed."
On their 2nd birthday, handing over iPad.
"This is your mother now."
Lurkin' Mom
@LurkAtHomeMom
·
Oct 25, 2017
School: We're hosting a book fair to encourage more reading/less screen time
Me: What book did you pick?
7: Super Mario Skill Book
Me: Right
Molly England
@bluebonetbabies
·
Apr 20, 2017
My kids made cardboard computers: I'm glad they're so imaginative and equally disturbed that even their creative play involves screen time.
Sarcastic Mommy
@sarcasticmommy4
Took my son to the eye doctor & was asked “how much screen time do you allow?”
Liar level: EXPERT
Abe Yospe
@Cheeseboy22
·
Aug 14, 2018
I am trying to limit my kids' screen time, which is why today we're going to a movie.
Sara Says Stop
@PetrickSara
·
Jul 29, 2018
The cat keeps stepping on the surge protector switch and shutting off the television.
My cat is better at enforcing screen time limits than I am.
Kate Hall
@KateWhineHall
·
Jan 10, 2017
"Well, if you don't, I'll take away your screen time."
- my family motto
The Dad
@thedad
·
Aug 18, 2018
I'm at my most hypocritical when telling my kids they've had enough screen time
Salty Mermaid Entertainment
@saltymermaident
·
Jun 29, 2018
Yeah, I could restrict my kids' screen time, sure, but I just don't want to be the kind of parent who *limits* her children, ya know? Right, yeah, I want them to feel limitless, that's all...
MamaFizzles
@MamaFizzles
·
Sep 22, 2016
Are we all done pretending we try to limit screen time?
AND THE BEST FOR LAST:
_____________________________________
James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn
@XplodingUnicorn
·
Dec 9, 2016
Random dad: Do you limit your kids' screen time?
Me: I gave up.
Him: Why?
Me: It increased their scream time.
Ramblin Mama
@ramblinma
·
May 5, 2017
Pediatrician: They're only getting two hours of screen time a day, right?
Me: HAHAHAHA! I mean, yes.
dph
@luckytrout
Replying to
@ramblinma
3 beers a couple nights per week is the adult version of this lie...
Replying to
@ramblinma
Or is that two hours of SCREAM time? 😎
Mom of Science Microscope
@EmSlyce
Me: *on the phone with my parents* So mom, what did the doctor say?
2: *from across the room* no more monkeys jumping on the bed!
Laura Marie
@lmegordon
·
8h
My friend's kid broke our harmonica. What's the protocol here? Do I email her about it or call her on the phone? I want my gratitude to feel sincere.
Snarky Mommy
@SnarkyMommy78
·
7h
I knew parenting would involve a lot of crying but didn’t realize so much of it would be from me.
A Bearer Of Dad NewsFlag of Guyana
@HomeWithPeanut
·
4h
Whenever I gaze upon my sleeping kids, I imagine them growing up to make a difference in the world.
Which is incredible since they use bed rails to prevent them from falling on their faces in the middle of the night.
Vision Bored
@VisionBored1
·
12h
my son pranked my husband by changing his beard trimmer from the highest setting to the lowest setting so now my husband has no beard and I have no son
Paige Kellerman
@PaigeKellerman
·
Jul 3, 2017
Sure, I could parent without screen time. I could also churn my own butter, but let's not get crazy here.
Mommy Needs A Life
@mom_needsalife
·
Mar 21
Parenting is 70% me yelling, 20% asking the kids why they’re yelling, & 10% trying to find where I left my coffee.
Ash (an female) ⚪️
@adult_mom
·
Oct 23, 2015
Me, to all my kids before the age of 2.
"No screens allowed."
On their 2nd birthday, handing over iPad.
"This is your mother now."
Lurkin' Mom
@LurkAtHomeMom
·
Oct 25, 2017
School: We're hosting a book fair to encourage more reading/less screen time
Me: What book did you pick?
7: Super Mario Skill Book
Me: Right
Molly England
@bluebonetbabies
·
Apr 20, 2017
My kids made cardboard computers: I'm glad they're so imaginative and equally disturbed that even their creative play involves screen time.
Sarcastic Mommy
@sarcasticmommy4
Took my son to the eye doctor & was asked “how much screen time do you allow?”
Liar level: EXPERT
Abe Yospe
@Cheeseboy22
·
Aug 14, 2018
I am trying to limit my kids' screen time, which is why today we're going to a movie.
Sara Says Stop
@PetrickSara
·
Jul 29, 2018
The cat keeps stepping on the surge protector switch and shutting off the television.
My cat is better at enforcing screen time limits than I am.
Kate Hall
@KateWhineHall
·
Jan 10, 2017
"Well, if you don't, I'll take away your screen time."
- my family motto
The Dad
@thedad
·
Aug 18, 2018
I'm at my most hypocritical when telling my kids they've had enough screen time
Salty Mermaid Entertainment
@saltymermaident
·
Jun 29, 2018
Yeah, I could restrict my kids' screen time, sure, but I just don't want to be the kind of parent who *limits* her children, ya know? Right, yeah, I want them to feel limitless, that's all...
MamaFizzles
@MamaFizzles
·
Sep 22, 2016
Are we all done pretending we try to limit screen time?
AND THE BEST FOR LAST:
_____________________________________
James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn
@XplodingUnicorn
·
Dec 9, 2016
Random dad: Do you limit your kids' screen time?
Me: I gave up.
Him: Why?
Me: It increased their scream time.
Anonymous
03/22/2021 23:13
Subject: How to get out-of-control screen time in check?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I use our Xfinity app to shut off devices at night.
Ask veteran parents.. you have no idea how fare they can go unless you won't take
the junk actually away from them. .. your kids must be young and not very clever yet...
Well I can tell from the howls during the day when I turn it on by accident that it still works.
Sure they can download a movie but screentime nips that. And no neighbors have open wifi
Anonymous
03/22/2021 23:04
Subject: Re:How to get out-of-control screen time in check?
We just need to do what works in every other area. We need to unite! We need to stand together and we need to create unified front.
Because what good is when I try to limit the screen time to 2 hours for my kid when your kid can binge 24.. then my kid comes to me and rubs me with it.
Because what good is when I try to limit the screen time to 2 hours for my kid when your kid can binge 24.. then my kid comes to me and rubs me with it.
Anonymous
03/22/2021 22:59
Subject: Re:How to get out-of-control screen time in check?
Okay people.. we were obviously lied to! Raise your hand all of you who WERE told by the media and other "SMART" people that the use of electronic is good for their brain, for their education and developing the horizon.
Yeah.. look at all those geniuses now! There should be AT LEAST ONE EINSTEINE per household now.
WHERE ARE THEY??? I am asking! WHERE????
Yeah.. look at all those geniuses now! There should be AT LEAST ONE EINSTEINE per household now.
WHERE ARE THEY??? I am asking! WHERE????