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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I recently accepted a position by Montgomery County to enforce the social distance one parent policy. It pays $90K per year and my title is Social Adherence Officer. I work for the county under the department of recreations. My job description is to monitor and enforce 6 foot rule and one parent rule. You can look it up. I have a note pad and an ipad to ticket offenders. I am expected to write 200 tickets per weekend across the country. I figure I can get 200 violators on two fields each day without having to walk far at all on a busy weekend. I did the math. 200 X $165 tickets X 52 weeks = $33K a weekend $1,716,000 per year Easily pays my salary and the country gets all that extra money complements of you taxpayers just showing up to watch a soccer game. Suckers[/quote] Oh - there's no doubt that Satan pays well. That's not the problem with working for him.[/quote]
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