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[quote=Anonymous]My mom has two nervous habit noises. One is a teeth-sucking noise. It’s the kind of wincing noise you make if you see, say, a skateboarder take a really bad spill on a TV show or something. Except she does it to punctuate everything, good or bad. The other noise is what I can only describe as an orgasmic sigh. It was acquired in the last 15 years or so. I think she picked it up during a phase of trying to be positive and enthusiastic and somehow decided this was the way to go. “[orgasmic sigh moan] this peach is so good!” “[orgasmic sigh moan] I love that show!” Its noticeable enough that people raise their eyebrows and even comment, but she misreads it and thinks they’re just joining her in her enthusiastic special moment.[/quote]
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