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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous] soccer is a sport that most Americans haven't figured out yet... with other sports there isn't as much guesswork[/quote]What are you talking about, Soccer is the most figured out sport ever. Tell them parents anything and they will pay thousands.[/quote] LOL. {in thick accent} I played for the ______ Academy in my homeland of _________. I then played pro for _______. I suffered an injury which cut short my career...but, lucky for you, I moved to America and am here to provide your child with world class training. -- Signed {99% of elite coaches in America}[/quote] And I will also offer your child individual ________ type of training for $600 per hour, but if you join my futsal academy for $750 I'll reduce that individual rate to $550 an hour. But, don't worry about the cost as I will help your kid get a college scholarship because I know a lot of those coaches. --Signed {Director, Soccer made in <<insert country (Holland, England, Italy, Brazil)>>}[/quote]
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