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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Oh, you namby pambies. Yes, yes, yes, "no one is perfect," "beauty is only skin deep," "true wealth is family," blah blah BLAH. It would be so much more interesting to have a dark thread where people would actually say things like: -I'm a Size 2 but only because I literally never eat carbs, and I would kill my grandma for a Parker House roll. -My house is clean and organized all the time, but I don't let on that I have weekly cleaners and hired a professional to help me de-clutter, and don't open the closet at the end of the upstairs hallway! -My husband and I have sex 3 times a week, but I have to drink a lot and think about his best friend to get there.[/quote] I am/have all of these things but I eat carbs, I don't have professional help because I don't need it (though I could easily afford it), I don't drink, and I don't think about his best friend. shrug.[/quote] “I’m naturally perfect, but I have so much insecurity that I go onto an anonymous mom’s website and show off how naturally perfect I am”.[/quote]
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