Anonymous
Post 03/04/2015 09:41     Subject: S/O most douche-y car
My husband insists that all Volvo drivers are terrible drivers. Cracks me up.
Anonymous
Post 03/04/2015 09:35     Subject: S/O most douche-y car
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Any luxury car that has no chrome on it, all the silver is replaced with black. I don't know what or why but I see it all the time on Audis and BMW's. I see this primarily around Tysons, where douchebags congregate en masse

+1. Tysons is the douchebag's natural habitat and where it feels most at ease.


+100 (dying)
Anonymous
Post 03/04/2015 09:35     Subject: S/O most douche-y car
I think it's douchey to think of a car as anything more than a mode of transportation to get you from point A to point B.

Those who look down on others because "you can't afford my vehicle"? You are the definition of douche.
Anonymous
Post 03/04/2015 09:05     Subject: S/O most douche-y car
Is it douchey to admit to a small sense of satisfaction from not driving a douche car? Probably.

Yesssssss.
Anonymous
Post 03/04/2015 08:21     Subject: S/O most douche-y car
Anonymous wrote:Cadillac Escalade. Purchased by drug dealers or soccer moms, invariably terrible at parking, most likely to be festooned with tacky Redskins gear or spinners, owners too stupid or loutish to buy a more classy, less pimpish car like a Range Rover, a Porsche Cayenne, or an Audi Q7. And yes, I realize those cars are all in the douche class, too, but the Escalade is the douche of the douche class.

Also, the Honda Civic is not inherently a douchey car, but it is often transformed into one by douchey owners: low-ride suspension, spoilers, souped up engine that allows their pathetic little brains to pretend they're in a Lamborghini Gallardo, and probably as many door panel colors as VINs on the parts under the hood.

signed, my 15 year old beater is still going strong. woohoo 2000 was a great year for cars
Anonymous
Post 03/04/2015 08:10     Subject: S/O most douche-y car
This is a fun conversation unlike the people bashing women for their height and weight over on another link. This made me laugh. Off to work now in my douchey Subaru.
Anonymous
Post 03/04/2015 08:01     Subject: Re:S/O most douche-y car
My ex-husband recently bought a brand new purple convertible Corvette. Not only do I call that douchey, I call that a penis car! For lack there of!

I'm not sure what's the deal with all the Mini Cooper bashing on this thread. My husband has a 2006 Mini and he loves that darn thing! It has also been very reliable with only a repair to a strut.
Anonymous
Post 03/04/2015 04:14     Subject: S/O most douche-y car
Those Hyundais that copy their design from the prototypes of the Jaguar, Mercedes, etc.

Give it up man.
Anonymous
Post 03/04/2015 03:27     Subject: S/O most douche-y car
Anonymous wrote:Tysons is the douchebag's natural habitat and where it feels most at ease.


I think National Geographic did a special on that.
Anonymous
Post 03/04/2015 01:16     Subject: S/O most douche-y car
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Hummers. Everyone I've ever met who owned a Hummer was a total jackass.

Also, Range Rover, any oversized SUV.


Next time you're stuck in the snow? I will be too much of a douchebag to stop and help with my Hummer. Enjoy

You drive a Hummer and admit it? Hahahahahahahahaha! You are exhibit A of a douchebag, congratulations.


You're on a parenting forum near midnight, there's plenty of judgment to go around
Anonymous
Post 03/03/2015 23:48     Subject: S/O most douche-y car
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Hummers. Everyone I've ever met who owned a Hummer was a total jackass.

Also, Range Rover, any oversized SUV.


Next time you're stuck in the snow? I will be too much of a douchebag to stop and help with my Hummer. Enjoy

You drive a Hummer and admit it? Hahahahahahahahaha! You are exhibit A of a douchebag, congratulations.
Anonymous
Post 03/03/2015 23:41     Subject: S/O most douche-y car
Anonymous wrote:Any luxury car that has no chrome on it, all the silver is replaced with black. I don't know what or why but I see it all the time on Audis and BMW's. I see this primarily around Tysons, where douchebags congregate en masse

+1. Tysons is the douchebag's natural habitat and where it feels most at ease.
Anonymous
Post 03/03/2015 23:32     Subject: Re:S/O most douche-y car
Every family I know with an Escalade has at least 3 children and up to 7 children. So I don't judge the car they drive.
Anonymous
Post 03/03/2015 23:28     Subject: S/O most douche-y car
...anything with a fart can on the exhaust...
Anonymous
Post 03/03/2015 23:23     Subject: S/O most douche-y car
Anonymous wrote:Cadillac Escalade. Purchased by drug dealers or soccer moms, invariably terrible at parking, most likely to be festooned with tacky Redskins gear or spinners, owners too stupid or loutish to buy a more classy, less pimpish car like a Range Rover, a Porsche Cayenne, or an Audi Q7. And yes, I realize those cars are all in the douche class, too, but the Escalade is the douche of the douche class.

Also, the Honda Civic is not inherently a douchey car, but it is often transformed into one by douchey owners: low-ride suspension, spoilers, souped up engine that allows their pathetic little brains to pretend they're in a Lamborghini Gallardo, and probably as many door panel colors as VINs on the parts under the hood.



This a brilliant post and poster obviously knows a bit about cars.

-signed driver of one of the douchey cars mentioned above.