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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Was at a party and went to use the bathroom. Opened the door and a man was pooping in there, completely naked. I can kind of understand taking your pants off, but your shirt? At someone else’s house? Why??[/quote] well, at home maybe. But at someone else’s place? NO WAY! It’s like George Costanza taking off his shirt to poop on that Seinfeld episode. Just, why??[/quote] It runs in my family. As long as my house isn’t too cold, I prefer to poop naked. I can’t really explain it. It feels kind of athletic? Sometimes I break a mild sweat. Maybe pooping is a whole-body action and my body works the best when it is unrestricted. Maybe it has something to do with the vagus nerve. My grown son does this too and on top of that, he does the “perch”. It may not be a coincidence that he has an incredibly toned and fit body and never gets sick. You would never guess it. We are very boring normal appearing people. I wouldn’t do that in someone else’s house but I wouldn’t begrudge someone who did.[/quote]
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