Anonymous
Post 09/24/2024 17:21     Subject: Most embarrassing naked moment
Anonymous wrote:Pooping naked is best. Not having to worry about where my shirt is. Not having my feed tied together by clothing.

I can focus all my energy on pooping and on making sure my penis doesn't hit the inside of the bowl.

NP


Same poster.

I don't do this at a party. But if I'm a houseguest and I'm just entering the bathroom in casual clothes? I will likely end up naked.
Anonymous
Post 09/24/2024 17:18     Subject: Most embarrassing naked moment
Pooping naked is best. Not having to worry about where my shirt is. Not having my feed tied together by clothing.

I can focus all my energy on pooping and on making sure my penis doesn't hit the inside of the bowl.

NP
Anonymous
Post 09/24/2024 17:14     Subject: Most embarrassing naked moment
While anchored out on our boat this summer in a raft-up, realized my bikini was hung to dry overnight. Didn't think twice as I bounded from the cabin to retrieve my bikini, only to be greeted by the couple on the boat next to us enjoying their morning coffee seeing me in all my glory.
Anonymous
Post 09/23/2024 17:03     Subject: Most embarrassing naked moment
Buttt why would you
Anonymous
Post 09/23/2024 15:54     Subject: Re:Most embarrassing naked moment
Anonymous wrote:I forgot that I was wearing swim shorts instead of a two piece bottom underneath gym shorts. I bent over and pulled down my "gym shorts" and realized when I felt air on my bare butt that I had totally mooned the pool with my whole enchilada.

My two saving graces- it was my sister's pool and we are twins. So I'm forever hoping her neighborhood pool thinks she mooned them and not me.


I’m more concerned that you have a whole enchilada! Instead of a pupusa!
Anonymous
Post 09/23/2024 15:52     Subject: Most embarrassing naked moment
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Was at a party and went to use the bathroom. Opened the door and a man was pooping in there, completely naked. I can kind of understand taking your pants off, but your shirt? At someone else’s house? Why??


well, at home maybe. But at someone else’s place? NO WAY!

It’s like George Costanza taking off his shirt to poop on that Seinfeld episode. Just, why??


It runs in my family.
As long as my house isn’t too cold, I prefer to poop naked. I can’t really explain it. It feels kind of athletic? Sometimes I break a mild sweat. Maybe pooping is a whole-body action and my body works the best when it is unrestricted. Maybe it has something to do with the vagus nerve.
My grown son does this too and on top of that, he does the “perch”. It may not be a coincidence that he has an incredibly toned and fit body and never gets sick.

You would never guess it. We are very boring normal appearing people.

I wouldn’t do that in someone else’s house but I wouldn’t begrudge someone who did.


OMFG 🙀
Anonymous
Post 09/23/2024 15:07     Subject: Re:Most embarrassing naked moment
My husband and I were in New Mexico and went to an outdoor hot tub place that had small private tubs and adult communal tubs for both clothed and unclothed. We couldn’t afford the private tubs and we didn’t have bathing suits so we went into the unclothed. Naturally, friends of my parents were there and the woman said she hadn’t seen me like that since she had changed my diaper. I was mortified even though it was pretty funny. My parents were far more shocked at their friends being there.
Anonymous
Post 09/23/2024 12:49     Subject: Most embarrassing naked moment
I was caught masturbating at the violin studio when I was 12 by my female teacher
Anonymous
Post 09/23/2024 12:43     Subject: Most embarrassing naked moment
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Was at a party and went to use the bathroom. Opened the door and a man was pooping in there, completely naked. I can kind of understand taking your pants off, but your shirt? At someone else’s house? Why??


well, at home maybe. But at someone else’s place? NO WAY!

It’s like George Costanza taking off his shirt to poop on that Seinfeld episode. Just, why??


It runs in my family.
As long as my house isn’t too cold, I prefer to poop naked. I can’t really explain it. It feels kind of athletic? Sometimes I break a mild sweat. Maybe pooping is a whole-body action and my body works the best when it is unrestricted. Maybe it has something to do with the vagus nerve.
My grown son does this too and on top of that, he does the “perch”. It may not be a coincidence that he has an incredibly toned and fit body and never gets sick.

You would never guess it. We are very boring normal appearing people.

I wouldn’t do that in someone else’s house but I wouldn’t begrudge someone who did.
Anonymous
Post 09/22/2024 23:57     Subject: Most embarrassing naked moment
Anonymous wrote:Sneaking out for a skinny dip in our backyard pool after midnight and realizing my parents were already out there relaxing under the stars in the adjacent hot tub. I had left my bedroom wearing nothing but flip flops because all the towels were outside, and I’m the motion sensor spotlight I had to walk through left little to the imagination…


Was anything said about your nudity or did you all just play it cool?