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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Sarah
Charles
Benjamin[/quote]

Sarah thinks she's a little mommy, to the point she's tried to stay home to care for Benjamin when he came down with rotovirus, and cried when you made her go to school. She cried there too, and the teacher called you at home that night, sure he was in the hospital on the verge of death based on how worried Sarah was. She is a natural caretaker, and now in 2nd grade was voted class president three times because of how much confidence other people have in her.

Charles is always Charles, never Charlie. Except for your FIL, who always calls him Charlie, which makes you so angry. DH thinks it's ridiculous, but lets you go around introducing him as Charles as you wish. He has middle child syndrome, but simply goes to Sarah for all his needs. Benjamin is the fattest, happiest baby you have ever seen. He was only 8 lbs, 2oz at birth, but porked right up and you worry people think you're feeding him crap food, even though you're All Organic, All the Time (except when DH is in charge).

You are a CPA, and only manager because your boss hates working mothers. He doesn't mind women, but isn't a fan of mothers working. Despite the fact that you only took off six weeks with each child before shipping them off to daycare, he brings up all your "time off" all the time. DH is so much more easy going than you and encourages you to let it roll off your shoulders, or take that in-house job you were offered as CFO. But it's 25 minutes farther away and you just can't bring yourself to take the plunge.

DH is a public defender, and you worry he will cheat on you with someone less high strung. You also wish he would go to a law firm to earn more, but know that he gets great benefits this way, plus unless he's in trial never works late. He has a work-wife and you've forbidden him from using that term around you, but Sarah's picked it up and you once accidentally spanked her for using it. DH suggested you take anti-anxiety medication, or at least look into it and you didn't talk to him for two days.

You have five different colored turtlenecks which you wear in the winter with your pantsuits, and your favorite one is the maroon, followed by the forest green, then the mustard (other colors are navy blue and white). You are a Republican, but secretly consider Hillary Clinton to be great, and think the way she dresses is quite smart. When your mother comments that you haven't lost the baby weight you snap back that there are more important things than how you look - like working and raising a family.

Sex is scheduled on your blackberry for once a week, but you skip it when you've got your period because that's disgusting. DH suggested he wouldn't mind, but you mind. You and DH got in a fight on vacation once because he wanted to have sex with you off schedule and your gut reaction was "That's not for two more days," and DH's expression was what made you start worrying he might either divorce or cheat on you. So now when you're on vacation, you have a reminder in your Blackberry to be open to sex any of the nights, not just on sex night. [/quote]

Well, you got the "Ben is a fat baby" part right--though he was a fat grumpy  baby.   Charles (called Casey, like "Casey at Bat") was the happiest baby ever.   Seriously woke up every morning,  giggling in delight!

Thanks for your analysis--your interpretation is definitely more interesting than the reality!  :)[/quote]

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