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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I'm the PP with the large elderly man with pot of tea story. I'm delighted that folks liked it...I'm pretty sure I might have told it here before.

Truth is, he was also wearing a beret.  I usually leave that detail out, though, because it is so absurd as to render the whole story unbelievable, but it's true!

It's also true that I was in my mid-20's and nowhere near as assertive as I am now, so I actually sat down and had an excruciatingly painful date with him.  I know I had a cup of tea and a piece of chocolate pie .  First he told me that he was a retired CIA operative.  Then, he swing the conversation toward my study abroad, my interest in literature, and his certainty [b]that we would be compatible when engaging in tantric sex together.[/b]  He then tried to educate me about what makes tantric sex so special.  I finished my pie and excused myself.

[i thought I'd share the whole story here, since I have an appreciative audience.  Usually, though, I think the beret and CIA and tantric sex stuff just makes it unbelievable.  But it really happened!]

That date has been worth the time investment just because I've gotten to tell the story 100+ times since then, and it never gets less horrible or horribly enjoyable.  :)

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my head just exploded.[/quote]

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