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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Third time's the charm?

DS1 Ian
DS2 Noel

(I have been answering some of these, too!)[/quote]

Aah, Ian and Noel. You grew up smart in a smart family that lived in a community of over-achievers. Going Ivy was simply what everyone around you did. You got a scholarship to study abroad and spent three fabulous years at Oxford. You had to beg your parents to let you take one summer off to backpack around Europe. It was your mother and grandparents on your side, with your father threatening to cut you off. Finally your grandparents gave you $2,000 and told you to go do it, this would be the only opportunity in your life to do it. You met DH at a hostel halfway through and spent the next month with him. You first had sex in the upper bunk of a bunk bed and were so terrified of falling off the edge that you were shocked to be relaxed enough to have your first orgasm.

DH is from Ireland and had the stereotypically drunk father and depressed mother. He reminded you of Jack the way he bummed around happily, the character Leo played in the Titanic movie. When your father met him, he asked DH about his plans. To his credit, DH said his plans were to finish his education so he could get a well-paying job that afforded him the money to keep you happy for the rest of your life. Your mother commented on how she'd never seen your eyes lit up that way before. They threw you a beautiful wedding. You honeymooned in Africa, and to this day, every time you and DH have sex internationally you always orgasm, though it's hit or miss here in the States.

Ian is a tall boy who looks geeky, so his sportiness is a bit surprising. He liked lining up his cars just so and you were worried he had autism, but it turned out the nanny was keeping him home all day every day. You switched to a nanny share, to your mother's horror, and Ian blossomed right away into a friendly and social boy who easily made friends and got along with everyone.

You had no idea how many people didn't know the difference between Noel and Noelle until you named your second son. Even the nurse at the hospital! Your favorite picture of Noel is one with him sitting on DH's shoulders after DH graduated from his night-time law school program. Their smiles are just so big. Noel is a smidge of a mama's boy, but you feel so much closer to both children than you did to your own mother that you don't care. Noel's had a series of tiny medical issues. Tongue tie, undescended testicle, ear pinning, etc., but he's a happy boy who seems to have a great affinity for animals. [/quote]

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