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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Scarlett
Michael
John

I love the name Esther, but it was a no go with hubby (who wanted Willow).  We compromised with Scarlett.[/quote]

You have been married for ten years. Your husband is a firefighter and you met at a coffee near campus when you were taking education classes at U of MD. You started dating, but didn't think it would really lead to anything. You both came from such different families. His blue collar and rural; yours educated, upper middle class.  During your summer break, you went up to New Hampshire to work at a summer camp. You thought it would an easy to way to break things off, but you ended up realizing during your time apart that you actually loved the guy. At the end of the summer, you were engaged and eloped to Vegas for a weekend wedding. Your parents and friends were shocked. A few months later you were surprised, but happy to discover that you were pregnant with baby Scarlett. You dropped out of school and started decorating the nursery. Your parents had been hoping your marriage would fizzle out, but with a baby on the way they began to realize that this was a more permanent situation. The first year of Scarlett's life was your happiest. You became more accustomed to his shifts and you loved seeing all of the changes that happened with Scarlett. You made new friends with the women in the apartment complex who also had young children. Michael and John quickly followed several years later. Life got busier, your marriage began to get a little stale, and you realized that the baby fat just never seemed to disappear. When John entered kindergarten, you began to think about going back to school and finishing up your degree. You are currently taking a few classes each semester and loving it. You had an unexpected fling with one of your professors which was a nice pick-me-up for your confidence and pushed you get back into jogging, so now that baby fat is finally gone and you actually find yourself feeling attracted to your husband again and grateful he never found out about your affair. Scarlett is a little chubby but you keep telling yourself she will shoot up any day now and you have stopped buying full fat ice cream since that is something she loves a little too much. Michael has red hair and a ton of freckles. John is quiet, but devilish and a very advanced reader. Your husband is proud of his family and likes to brag to his buddies about your family trips, especially that Disney Cruise you did last winter. [/quote]

You are amazing!  You got much wrong, but many  details are creepily dead on.[/quote]

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