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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Micah, Elijah, Benjamin, and Leah[/quote]

To be in this family, you have to either have an H or a J. No exceptions. Elijah is your favorite for having both letters but you try not to let the others know. Elijah and Benjamin are identical twins - your mother is always buying them matching outfits, but the only one you let them wear were the conductor overalls because those were just over the top cute.

You very much want to be one of those hyper organized moms who run a tight ship with kids who know the routine and follow it, but the truth is your kids run ramshod all over the place. When you found out about that pegboard with cubbyholes on Pintrest you made DH make it and hang it near the door, but the kids never hang their coats or bookbags on it like they're supposed to. You've kind of given up, though every once in a while you halfheartedly look into hiring a professional organizer.

DH is a fed, and is closest with Micah and Leah, and you suspect he can't tell Elijah and Benjamin apart most of the time, which is why he calls both "Little Man." DH golfs most Sundays when there's no snow on the ground. You wish he'd go to church, but he says being out in nature is better for him. You feel like you have all these grand plans - for your marriage, your home, your children, yourself - but none of them ever come to fruition. So you're sporadically having mediocre sex, your home is cramped and out-dated, Leah's hair never looks brushed and the kids always blatantly need new jeans or shoes, and you always could use a good dye job and something other than yoga pants. You hate that DH points out that you've never once done yoga.

Both your sister and best friend have been pissing you off lately - they lead the life you wish you had and you recently found out they've hung out together a couple of times without you. Your sister claims you were invited, and when you went through your emails (46 unread) you saw they did, in fact, invite you and you just never responded. You're one of those people who talks about what they'd like to do, but never does it. "We're thinking of building out the kitchen; DH is looking into the permit issue," "We're researching where to go in Italy for next spring." You wish Leah was closer with you and resent that she always goes to DH for her problems. She spends more time at her best friend's house down the road than she does at home - you are forever sending Micah to bring her back. You truly do not understand how everyone else seems to have it so together, and spend a lot of time writing mildly mean posts on DCUM and watching tv instead of folding laundry or washing the breakfast dishes. [/quote]

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