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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I have never posted my children's names on here before for fear of outing myself, but this is too fun to resist.  Please someone do mine!

DD: Lela
DD: Sasha[/quote]

You really regret the spelling of "Lela" because it is frequently mispronounced. You live in Columbia Heights and you had been really counting on the lottery to come through for you, but Lela didn't get it anywhere good for PS-3 and now you are freaking out. You had a dream of raising city kids but it is so hard on your part-time income as graphic designer and your DH's non-profit salary. You absolutely refuse to move to the suburbs and you aren't quite sure where Ashburn is located. You don't even like to fly out of Dulles!

You met your DH when you were living in a group house. He was actually your house-mate's date but you felt this amazing chemistry and the rest is history. She didn't come to your wedding. You had a bi-sexual phase in college and sometimes you see a hot woman on the street and think hmmm. You were a philosophy major at a very expensive private college (luckily your parents picked up the tab!) and your DH was raised abroad by diplomats. He did two years in the Peace Corps. You love him but sometimes wish you had married someone with the potential to earn more. [/quote]

Yea!  This was amazing, though not a single thing is true.  In fact, most is the polar opposite of our family.  But such creativity!  [b]BTW, "Lela" is spelled phonetically and is a name from my DH's heritage[/b])[/quote]

No need to get defensive, hon.[/quote]

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