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[quote=Anonymous]A good-looking person is akin to a beautiful flower. Where are all the beautiful flowers? In sunny and tropical places that have strong, fertile soil like Hawaii. Man is a product of his environment. Yes, we do have lots of sun and tropical weather during the summer months but men spend hours upon end inside sterile microclimates called offices that are devoid of such conditions and hence the pale foilage, the withered petals, and the shriveled-up appearance. You want to find a hot man? Try a farmer in the tropics. One slight problem: hard to find a metro-sexual farmer. They might be missing a couple of teeth and have some serious crow's feet.[/quote]
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