Come to think of it, being from the South, was wondering where all the beautiful women were. The women down South are smokin hot and there everywhere. Here-not so much

A good-looking person is akin to a beautiful flower. Where are all the beautiful flowers? In sunny and tropical places that have strong, fertile soil like Hawaii. Man is a product of his environment.

Yes, we do have lots of sun and tropical weather during the summer months but men spend hours upon end inside sterile microclimates called offices that are devoid of such conditions and hence the pale foilage, the withered petals, and the shriveled-up appearance.

You want to find a hot man? Try a farmer in the tropics. One slight problem: hard to find a metro-sexual farmer. They might be missing a couple of teeth and have some serious crow's feet.

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Anonymous wrote:Ha! This is funny. DH and I often wonder where the tattooed people are. And the punk rockers. If you see any, let us know so we can stalk, uh, I mean befriend, them.

I am here! I don't wear my Black Flag shirt anymore but I still have the picture of me and Johnny Rotten. You will occaisionally see me driving around with the Dead Kennedys or the Plugz blaring from the car with the kids complaining. Would love to meet others, everyone is so boring here.

Wow...I wish I knew who you were so we could hang out....how do we?

Anonymous wrote:"Ha! This is funny. DH and I often wonder where the tattooed people are. And the punk rockers. If you see any, let us know so we can stalk, uh, I mean befriend, them."

We live in NE, PG, and South Arlington. And Baltimore. We used to hang out around U street but now we have to keep moving to avoid the crush of snobbery that is taking over DC.

OMG this is an awesome thread...I know it's old but still.....yeah where ARE the punk rockers???? And the bohemian type?? I am so alone here it is sickening!!!!

"Ha! This is funny. DH and I often wonder where the tattooed people are. And the punk rockers. If you see any, let us know so we can stalk, uh, I mean befriend, them."

We live in NE, PG, and South Arlington. And Baltimore. We used to hang out around U street but now we have to keep moving to avoid the crush of snobbery that is taking over DC.

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Anonymous wrote:Men: Cargo shorts and little white socks with sneakers. With a baseball cap. God make it go away. Please dress your age!

I was so distracted by the father of a child dropped off by a play date I could barely hold up a normal conversation. He looked like a super sized Dennis the Menace.

Ugh! Come on, DC!!

This. Also 50 year-old dads in pink/green plaid shorts, tucked-in polo shirts, and non-ironic boat shoes. Guess the 80s never ended for some old farts.

I see lots of men in pastel colored shorts and polo shirts at the playground in McLean. I always assumed the wives bought them the outfits. I personally don't see anything wrong with the outfit. Even plaid shorts seem OK. It's the "Polo" brand look, and it sells.

Anonymous wrote:Men: Cargo shorts and little white socks with sneakers. With a baseball cap. God make it go away. Please dress your age!

I was so distracted by the father of a child dropped off by a play date I could barely hold up a normal conversation. He looked like a super sized Dennis the Menace.

Ugh! Come on, DC!!

This. Also 50 year-old dads in pink/green plaid shorts, tucked-in polo shirts, and non-ironic boat shoes. Guess the 80s never ended for some old farts.

Anonymous wrote:Men: Cargo shorts and little white socks with sneakers. With a baseball cap ....

Like this dope?

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Anonymous wrote:Ha! This is funny. DH and I often wonder where the tattooed people are. And the punk rockers. If you see any, let us know so we can stalk, uh, I mean befriend, them.

I am here! I don't wear my Black Flag shirt anymore but I still have the picture of me and Johnny Rotten. You will occaisionally see me driving around with the Dead Kennedys or the Plugz blaring from the car with the kids complaining. Would love to meet others, everyone is so boring here.

Funny you should ask on this thread. Some of the guys from the old DC punk bands live in CC/DC these days. Others are in Mount Pleasant and Glover Park. You might not recognize them anymore but I swear they are there. They blend right in with the other dads.

Men: Cargo shorts and little white socks with sneakers. With a baseball cap. God make it go away. Please dress your age!

I was so distracted by the father of a child dropped off by a play date I could barely hold up a normal conversation. He looked like a super sized Dennis the Menace.

Ugh! Come on, DC!!

Anonymous wrote:Ha! This is funny. DH and I often wonder where the tattooed people are. And the punk rockers. If you see any, let us know so we can stalk, uh, I mean befriend, them.

I am here! I don't wear my Black Flag shirt anymore but I still have the picture of me and Johnny Rotten. You will occaisionally see me driving around with the Dead Kennedys or the Plugz blaring from the car with the kids complaining. Would love to meet others, everyone is so boring here.

I wish there was a "Classic Threads" section in the Index.

I had to open this thread once I saw the title ... funny (and ridiculous). I don't have the patience to read anything other than the end of the thread, but I'd love to know where the OP thinks a confluence of hot men (over age 30) are anywhere in the DC/MD/VA region! B/c I'm moving there pronto

My husband and I went to a party in Chevy Chase and were shocked at how many of the married men there seemed effeminate......not a manly dude in the bunch....this was a small sample size of course and most likely not representative of the region. And honestly, the men where I live in upper montgomery county aint that hot either.....more manly for sure.....but still not that hot

Where are all the hot and horny Milf's? I suspect they followed the hot guys right out of the DMV area?