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[quote=Anonymous]I'm the PP with the large elderly man with pot of tea story. I'm delighted that folks liked it...I'm pretty sure I might have told it here before.

Truth is, he was also wearing a beret.  I usually leave that detail out, though, because it is so absurd as to render the whole story unbelievable, but it's true!

It's also true that I was in my mid-20's and nowhere near as assertive as I am now, so I actually sat down and had an excruciatingly painful date with him.  I know I had a cup of tea and a piece of chocolate pie .  First he told me that he was a retired CIA operative.  Then, he swing the conversation toward my study abroad, my interest in literature, and his certainty that we would be compatible when engaging in tantric sex together.  He then tried to educate me about what makes tantric sex so special.  I finished my pie and excused myself.

[i thought I'd share the whole story here, since I have an appreciative audience.  Usually, though, I think the beret and CIA and tantric sex stuff just makes it unbelievable.  But it really happened!]

That date has been worth the time investment just because I've gotten to tell the story 100+ times since then, and it never gets less horrible or horribly enjoyable.  :)

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