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[quote=Anonymous]I was so excited at work this week to be able to use my 4 years of high school French (I was admitting someone at the hospital and was told she spoke French). Yay! I've been waiting 20 years for this moment. She didn't seem to respond, or understand, but was saying some things I didn't know , so I said "parlez vous Francais? Je parle Francais." And then I just blurted out "French?" She replied "bitch please, I ain't talking no French. That was my Espanol. I thought your ass was Spanish." I'm Italian. We just stared at each other and then just spoke in English the rest of the time. The admissions admin at least had the decency not to laugh *too* hard though another doc asked me if I had to "wee wee" (oui oui) when I went on break later[/quote]
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