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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]This is what I mean, though this is for nosy, repetitive MILs re infants:

What are we feeding her?- "Well MIL we have moved from BM/Formula to the blood of innocents and virgins. We here it is excelent for her spiritual well being."

Oh that'll fatten her up I bet- "I sure hope so MIL. She has to weigh at least 16 pounds by the time we sacrifice her on the altar."

Have you found a church?-"Why yes MIL. Now every sunday we worship at the altar of GitcheeGoomee naked, wearing pig snouts."

She's so tiny still- "Well MIL, since my vagina's not the size of a wizard's sleeve like yours she had to be that small to get out of there."

Intruding questions about the house- "MIL we plan on moving in with the rest of the GitcheeGoomee worshipers soon. You can live with them for free, they don't make you wear clothes and we hear they give out free Kool Aid."[/quote]

Lorelai Gilmore, I've missed you. Roundabout season 5 though it started to seem like you were the disfunctional one, not your mom. [/quote]

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