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[quote=Anonymous]Learn to love the holidays. Come to our house. Bring wine. Or a pie. Or cookies. Or an appetizer. Or flowers. We pretend we're the Kennedys and have a big football game before dinner. Then we eat. There's a kids table. We are mostly Democrats. There are a bunch of lawyers and a bunch of teachers and a bunch of kids. Men clean up from dinner. We go for a walk around the neighborhood to see who is already out putting up Christmas lights. Then we come home and eat dessert. One year there was a whipped cream fight. Among adults. Then we retire to the den and play board games. Then people are sent home with little containers of leftovers that they especially liked. So okay, we'll see you? Great. Now go tell your sister you're sorry but won't be able to attend because you've already accepted an invitation. [/quote]
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