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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I like bamboo because it is the primary food source for pandas. I would love to have a panda in my backyard. Maybe if I plant bamboo I can attract wild pandas to live in my yard as well as the birds.[/quote] Sadly, no panda will ever escape its steel and cold cement enclosure to frolic in your bamboo and bite and spit out the heads of young children and small animals in the neighborhood.[/quote] I am hoping that a stork will be one of the birds attracted by the bamboo, it that the stork will bring me a peaceful baby panda. I checked Wikipedia and it says that pandas don't eat children. Wikipedia is always right.[/quote]
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