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[quote=Anonymous]Oooo I love this! I'm a 40yo woman and I've had a plan for the zombie apocalypse since 2012. I actually did a bunch of survival training and won a Hunger Games contest years ago.

Now, most of the men I've dated *have* had survival plans for various disasters. There is a lot of bias here, because I am definitely attracted to that type of man, and not your standard office desk jockey. So throughout my life I have dated various military, agents, etc.

However, having a plan or even experience does not mean they are actually useful in an apocalypse situation. I've gotten into some hairy situations before with the men I've dated (bc we're all quite the thrill seekers) and most choke when it comes to an actual life-or-death situation.

My current partner does not have a plan for the zombie apocalypse, but he is by far the most competent man I've met when it comes to survival. Probably because it's not fun and games for him, he literally had to start surviving in extreme and quite horrific conditions since he was a child. Like he knows how to move through wilderness without leaving any tracks so that the people tracking you can't find you.

So really, instead of fun games like zombie apocalypse plans, he has plans for realistic scenarios that can happen in real life. Example, we always have a plan for us & the kids in the event of a mass shooting while we're out. He's also the one who keeps his cool and give direction whenever something really horrific happens, such as a bad car accident with casualties.

On a side note, when I was doing a bunch of private survival training with a well-known survival expert back in 2013ish, I remember during one of our sessions, he all of a sudden said "You know, I teach all these rich men who are so miserable with their jobs and their lives they pray for the zombie apocalypse so they can escape it all. I don't know WHY y'all wanna have to survive in the woods. Surviving in the woods SUCKS. Every night all I want is to go home, microwave a TV dinner, and watch Family Guy".[/quote]

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