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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Easiest thing:  figure out what size she is.  Go to a store she likes.  Buy something that’s on the mannequin.  Including accessories.

If you aren’t doing this, then here is a guide:

1) If she has said she wanted something recently, get that.  It was a direct and not so subtle hint.

2).  Don’t get something that’s for the family (soda stream, new vacuum)

3)  If it’s suggested by someone who doesn’t know your wife that well, think twice.  Example:  jewelry for your wife who clips coupons, anything your mom says, home decor for someone who spends a lot of time decorating or has a decorator on call.

4). If it’s about sex, it’s not something your wife wants to open under the Christmas tree.  Trust me.

5). If it’s something you also want, think twice.  She probably wants tickets to the Nirvana revival band as much as you want to see Hamilton for the third time.

6).  Don’t get your overweight wife a gym membership or your sexually unadventurous wife a bikini wax appointment or your overworked wife a gift certificate for a massage.  She will see through it.

Anyone have anything to add?

[/quote]. Running out of material, Troll? [/quote]

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