Anonymous
12/12/2025 06:34
Subject: Guide on what to get your wife for Christmas:
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:https://www.lelo.com/enigma-wave
any reviews?
Lelo makes very good products and imo they are worth the price BUT I agree with OP on #4. Not for under the Christmas tree.
Anonymous
12/12/2025 06:14
Subject: Guide on what to get your wife for Christmas:
Anonymous wrote:https://www.lelo.com/enigma-wave
any reviews?
Anonymous
12/12/2025 05:20
Subject: Guide on what to get your wife for Christmas:
Anonymous
12/11/2025 23:27
Subject: Guide on what to get your wife for Christmas:
Dick in a Box. With song and dance.
Anonymous
12/11/2025 23:27
Subject: Guide on what to get your wife for Christmas:
. Running out of material, Troll?Anonymous wrote:Easiest thing: figure out what size she is. Go to a store she likes. Buy something that’s on the mannequin. Including accessories.
If you aren’t doing this, then here is a guide:
1) If she has said she wanted something recently, get that. It was a direct and not so subtle hint.
2). Don’t get something that’s for the family (soda stream, new vacuum)
3) If it’s suggested by someone who doesn’t know your wife that well, think twice. Example: jewelry for your wife who clips coupons, anything your mom says, home decor for someone who spends a lot of time decorating or has a decorator on call.
4). If it’s about sex, it’s not something your wife wants to open under the Christmas tree. Trust me.
5). If it’s something you also want, think twice. She probably wants tickets to the Nirvana revival band as much as you want to see Hamilton for the third time.
6). Don’t get your overweight wife a gym membership or your sexually unadventurous wife a bikini wax appointment or your overworked wife a gift certificate for a massage. She will see through it.
Anyone have anything to add?
Anonymous
12/11/2025 14:52
Subject: Guide on what to get your wife for Christmas:
Seems easy enough
Anonymous
12/11/2025 13:36
Subject: Re:Guide on what to get your wife for Christmas:
Anonymous wrote:Anyone have anything to add?
Yeah. Send thank you notes to the teachers.
Holy crap. If my husband did this, I don’t know what I would do. Do you think it’s possible for a middle aged woman to spontaneously orgasm? I think I would be like the kid in American Pie who climaxes just by seeing Shannon Elizabeth in her underwear.
Anonymous
12/11/2025 13:27
Subject: Re:Guide on what to get your wife for Christmas:
Anyone have anything to add?
Yeah. Send thank you notes to the teachers.
Anonymous
12/11/2025 13:26
Subject: Guide on what to get your wife for Christmas:
Easiest thing: figure out what size she is. Go to a store she likes. Buy something that’s on the mannequin. Including accessories.
If you aren’t doing this, then here is a guide:
1) If she has said she wanted something recently, get that. It was a direct and not so subtle hint.
2). Don’t get something that’s for the family (soda stream, new vacuum)
3) If it’s suggested by someone who doesn’t know your wife that well, think twice. Example: jewelry for your wife who clips coupons, anything your mom says, home decor for someone who spends a lot of time decorating or has a decorator on call.
4). If it’s about sex, it’s not something your wife wants to open under the Christmas tree. Trust me.
5). If it’s something you also want, think twice. She probably wants tickets to the Nirvana revival band as much as you want to see Hamilton for the third time.
6). Don’t get your overweight wife a gym membership or your sexually unadventurous wife a bikini wax appointment or your overworked wife a gift certificate for a massage. She will see through it.
Anyone have anything to add?
If you aren’t doing this, then here is a guide:
1) If she has said she wanted something recently, get that. It was a direct and not so subtle hint.
2). Don’t get something that’s for the family (soda stream, new vacuum)
3) If it’s suggested by someone who doesn’t know your wife that well, think twice. Example: jewelry for your wife who clips coupons, anything your mom says, home decor for someone who spends a lot of time decorating or has a decorator on call.
4). If it’s about sex, it’s not something your wife wants to open under the Christmas tree. Trust me.
5). If it’s something you also want, think twice. She probably wants tickets to the Nirvana revival band as much as you want to see Hamilton for the third time.
6). Don’t get your overweight wife a gym membership or your sexually unadventurous wife a bikini wax appointment or your overworked wife a gift certificate for a massage. She will see through it.
Anyone have anything to add?