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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]When I'm at work, any time I'm talking to someone at their office and standing up, I am laying these huge SBD's like nobody's business. They're practically continuous until I walk away or sit down.

Basically, I can walk or sit but not stand. If I'm at a family function and standing and talking to someone I toot away then too. I've blamed it on toddlers playing at our feet more times than you know. Pro tip: blame it on kids too small to claim it wasn't them. [/quote]

I think I may have been next to you on a treadmill at the gym. I too often end up nect to someone with toxic silent farts. There's nothing like getting your heart rate up, breathing heavily and accidentally taking a huge sniff of the vile toxic cloud that came out someone's ass. I can't hold it against them though because I too have released toxic farts-just not at the gym. And...how does one run and silent fart like that? You'd think I'd hear a warning, but maybe I blast my music too loud.

My son is so proud of his farts. (That's my boy). He likes to sneak attack us with his farts.[/quote]

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