Anonymous wrote:My dad and I still enjoy fart jokes, and he's 70 and I'm 40! DS got the fart gene as well. What goes around comes around...

Perhaps environmental factors cause de-nova mutations that lead one to love fart humor. Neither of my parents enjoyed fart humor at all, nor did my grandparents. Even my siblings think it's inappropriate at all times. I find fart humor so funny I could have giggle fits over it for hours. My husband enjoys fart humor now and then. My kids love it. I am the one who said my son and I could burst into uncontrollable laughter when it comes to fart humor.

Anonymous wrote:When I'm at work, any time I'm talking to someone at their office and standing up, I am laying these huge SBD's like nobody's business. They're practically continuous until I walk away or sit down.

Basically, I can walk or sit but not stand. If I'm at a family function and standing and talking to someone I toot away then too. I've blamed it on toddlers playing at our feet more times than you know. Pro tip: blame it on kids too small to claim it wasn't them.

I think I may have been next to you on a treadmill at the gym. I too often end up nect to someone with toxic silent farts. There's nothing like getting your heart rate up, breathing heavily and accidentally taking a huge sniff of the vile toxic cloud that came out someone's ass. I can't hold it against them though because I too have released toxic farts-just not at the gym. And...how does one run and silent fart like that? You'd think I'd hear a warning, but maybe I blast my music too loud.

My son is so proud of his farts. (That's my boy). He likes to sneak attack us with his farts.

When I'm at work, any time I'm talking to someone at their office and standing up, I am laying these huge SBD's like nobody's business. They're practically continuous until I walk away or sit down.

Basically, I can walk or sit but not stand. If I'm at a family function and standing and talking to someone I toot away then too. I've blamed it on toddlers playing at our feet more times than you know. Pro tip: blame it on kids too small to claim it wasn't them.

I do find that my farts are particularly stinky when I am stressed.

When I was pregnant they smelled SO BAD! My eyes would water when the cloud reached my head.

My dad and I still enjoy fart jokes, and he's 70 and I'm 40! DS got the fart gene as well. What goes around comes around...

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Anonymous wrote:Upset stomach that makes you have diarrhea and hence, the really stinky farts? BTW why so many fart threads lately?

I don't know, but I must have spent too much time this summer with my kids because I am giggling over all of them.

I think I have evolved into an 8 year old boy

I actually laugh at my son's fart jokes. Such a bad role model, but he's hilarious and we both have these laughing sessions that are so joyous.

Anonymous wrote:Upset stomach that makes you have diarrhea and hence, the really stinky farts? BTW why so many fart threads lately?

I don't know, but I must have spent too much time this summer with my kids because I am giggling over all of them.

I think I have evolved into an 8 year old boy

OP here. That makes sense. I think the fart threads are to lighten things up. The other ones made me laugh. Then I started to realize I have a rancid fart situation going on from stress and the smell goes beyond the realm of funny. I think if an insect or mouse came into my home office it would die from the fumes.

Upset stomach that makes you have diarrhea and hence, the really stinky farts? BTW why so many fart threads lately?

Anyone else? I could eat the same diet, but I have more digestive distress and much more rancid farts. Why are my farts so rancid when stressed?