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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Step 1: They bring in their most senior people and tell you all the things they do for you. Step 2: Once contract sign, they send their greenest just-out-of college consultant to replace all (i.e. removing the previous clients' name) from their deck template. Step 3: The present said template powerpoint "action plan/framework" to you (after 6-12 months of hourly billing with overtime) complete with gobbledy gook phrases intended to obfuscate the fact that they added zero value and still don't have a grasp on what your company does. Step 4: The consultant-recommended action plan is an abject failure. Your company reverses everything and returns to to the way things were after wasting millions of dollars.[/quote] This is spot on -- former management consultant [/quote]
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