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[quote=Anonymous]I have two that come to mind. One that happened today and I am mortified. I always go to the bathroom before I leave work. I discovered, after walking out of a full elevator, to the metro, on the metro and to home, that my skirt was tucked into my hose. And, I don't wear underwear with hose so I was showing basically my entire ass to the good folks of DC. And, this was not a Jennifer Anniston butt. Please, if you ever see someone doing that, let them know. I only realized when I got home and my husband said, "your skirt is hiked up to your ass." and he has not stopped giggling since. Second revelation and I think about this every summer. I am an only child and my mom is a very conservative Catholic and anything remotely related to sexuality was not discussed. Thanks God for Judy Blume books and girlfriends. I still can't believe how uninformed I was. So, it wasn't until my sophomore year in college that I discovered that you are supposed to wax or shave your bikini area. I was so clueless that I didn't even realize that hair sticking out of your bathing suit was something to be self-conscious about, much less get rid of. I owe a big debt of gratitude to my college roommate who told me "dude, you gotta do something about your pubes." and, then explained the facts of life as they pertain to grooming! I still think of the summers before this revelation and cringe![/quote]
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