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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]i FEEL YOUR PAIN!!!
1.) As others have said, your husband needs to step up to the plate. Enough of this suck it up crap. Your husband endorses her ways by keeping silent. He needs to make it clear what respectful behavior is needed. He also should be the one getting the friggin muffins!

Onto ways to be passive aggressive with in-laws if you are not allowed to assert yourself and your husband won't do his part..

*Be a lousy cook

*Train the child in diapers to say "I only want grammy to change my poopy diapers."

*Get some mice from a pet store or wherever people buy mice these days and set them loose in the house;). Alternativey, non harmful spiders or roaches would do.

*During dinner nonchalantly bring up that your neighborhood is being studies because of the high incidence of lyme disease and west nile virus.

*Mention that the kids have poop worms and lice again and no matter how much you sanitize EVERYONE get these critters.

*Feed the kids lots of beans and high fiber and high sulfur  food snd let the smelly farting begin...

*Give your dog whatever dogfood makes him/her have the worst smelling farts and tell them Fido insists on sleeping with guests.[/quote]

EXCELLENT!!  :)
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