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[quote=Anonymous]help me think of ways, please, or at least make me laugh b/c she's making me both suicidal and homicidal right now. she is selfish and toxic.

this weekend alone: (and i am mentioning the minor things only in an effort to keep myself from having a full nervous breakdown)

--was sitting with the baby while i bathed the toddler, i came down and she said "oh, someone's stinky" and i said "did you check his diaper?" and she cackled and said no, we thought we'd wait for you. 30 minutes in a poopy diaper = violent diaper rash. thanks, grandma! you're the best!

--left kitchen faucet on full blast - i wandered downstairs about 10 min after she'd left the kitchen and saw water running - i called out "hey, did anyone need anything in the kicthen b/c the water is still on?" DH replies "no" - I went down and MIl said "i know it wasn't really on, it was probably just dripping, you exaggerate all the time."

--i went to store to buy muffins for FIL b/c he insists on fresh muffins for breakfast, asked if anyone needed anything. nope. i came back in the door and MIL said (whined) "i need a prescription filled for my sinus infection. i forgot to do it at home and now i found it in my bag and my nose is bothering me. i need you to do it right now." i pointed out i had just come back, to which she whined "i need it now"

--told me that i shouldn't have 2 kids so close in age because "you just can't handle them at all. you;re just not that good at being a mother to two." OUCH.

don't ask where my dh is in all this. he worships the ground she walks on. she has symptoms of true mental illness and he not only ignores the, but fully enables them. and ignores her random cruel comments by saying "my mom is just like that. grow a thick skin" yes, i have contemplated divorce over this woman alone.

i am considering ways in which to torture her ala that seinfled episode where his girlfriend swirled jerry's toothbrush in the toilet as payback for something
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