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[quote=Anonymous]Huh. I just typed up a response, and it doesn't show up. So I'll do it again, and THAT will make the original appear, I'm sure.

Anyway, yes, I'm kidding about a breast reduction. Not that I wouldn't like one-- they're ridiculously large for my frame, and I feel like I miss out on a lot of cute clothes I'd otherwise rock the hell out of-- but it's not in the cards.

The problem is that the bride also has a giant pair of sweater kittens, and doesn't have any of my hang-ups about... you know... hanging them up. Only the most structured and all-encompassing foundation garments (I like the term "foundation garments"-- very evocative) will keep them in the vicinity of my chest. She'll wear a low cut top and no bra, such that you can see the inner/ lower crease. She's always telling me I'd look great in stuff she would wear, that would be totally appalling on me and my sagalicious hooters.

We're going to try the dresses on tomorrow after work. I'm hoping that it will be immediately obvious that this is NOT a look she wants to see in her wedding album for the next 50 years, and that there are other dresses in the line that will work better for my top-heaviness. [/quote]

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