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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]hasn't the Earth been warming since the last ice age?[/quote]

Of course it has... due to the cause and effect of a population bomb y2k sythesis that spews flourocarbon ozone reduction isotopes culminating in deforestation of crucial rainforest species than may lead to the next wonder drug touching off another ice age freezing and detonating nukes in iran which under certain carbon emmision conditions will isolate a death-ray heat perimeter that will melt an isolated part of the newly frozen arctic circle effectively pulling the rug out from under an estimated 13 polar bears while the others are totally uneffected.   A cataclysm the like of which the world has never seen which will require the draining of all oceans, lakes and bathtubs to transfer of the worlds H2O inventory onto a huge multi-national rocket manned by out finest scientific mind Al Gore and set a course directly to the Sun dumping the payload and reducing the Suns surface temperature .000000000001 degree centigrade.  If it wasn't for hateful, racist, ignorant, smelly,  baby-making, starbucks ingesting, precious resource consuming, fecal matter producing humans...this horrible outcome could be totally avoided.[/quote]
Chuckle.

Thanks for clarifying.  Can you further expound on the silliness of those who claim the Chinese can somehow stand upside down without falling off the earth?[/quote]

Oh.... that is a extremely difficult and convoluted concept to explain.  Even Einstein gave up on trying to figure out the source of gravity.  Al (sex poodle) Gore could definately figure it out but he is very busy trying to figure out how to cool the Sun down.[/quote]

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