Anonymous
Post 07/07/2012 17:59     Subject: help help global warming,ice age, ozone hole y2k rainforest alert
hey...I was the original help..help poster, you're stealing my schtick! but in all seriousness, you left out population bomb islnad of guam tipping over.
Anonymous
Post 07/07/2012 17:30     Subject: help help global warming,ice age, ozone hole y2k rainforest alert
Today sir, you are a complete and utter moron.
Anonymous
Post 02/02/2011 21:46     Subject: help help global warming,ice age, ozone hole y2k rainforest alert
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:hasn't the Earth been warming since the last ice age?


Of course it has... due to the cause and effect of a population bomb y2k sythesis that spews flourocarbon ozone reduction isotopes culminating in deforestation of crucial rainforest species than may lead to the next wonder drug touching off another ice age freezing and detonating nukes in iran which under certain carbon emmision conditions will isolate a death-ray heat perimeter that will melt an isolated part of the newly frozen arctic circle effectively pulling the rug out from under an estimated 13 polar bears while the others are totally uneffected. A cataclysm the like of which the world has never seen which will require the draining of all oceans, lakes and bathtubs to transfer of the worlds H2O inventory onto a huge multi-national rocket manned by out finest scientific mind Al Gore and set a course directly to the Sun dumping the payload and reducing the Suns surface temperature .000000000001 degree centigrade. If it wasn't for hateful, racist, ignorant, smelly, baby-making, starbucks ingesting, precious resource consuming, fecal matter producing humans...this horrible outcome could be totally avoided.

Chuckle.

Thanks for clarifying. Can you further expound on the silliness of those who claim the Chinese can somehow stand upside down without falling off the earth?



Oh.... that is a extremely difficult and convoluted concept to explain. Even Einstein gave up on trying to figure out the source of gravity. Al (sex poodle) Gore could definately figure it out but he is very busy trying to figure out how to cool the Sun down.


Well due to General Relativity, there are a whole bunch of physicists (all, really) who think of gravity as curved space-time. Maybe you should tell them that he was secretly stumped by the whole thing.
Anonymous
Post 02/02/2011 18:17     Subject: help help global warming,ice age, ozone hole y2k rainforest alert
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:hasn't the Earth been warming since the last ice age?


Of course it has... due to the cause and effect of a population bomb y2k sythesis that spews flourocarbon ozone reduction isotopes culminating in deforestation of crucial rainforest species than may lead to the next wonder drug touching off another ice age freezing and detonating nukes in iran which under certain carbon emmision conditions will isolate a death-ray heat perimeter that will melt an isolated part of the newly frozen arctic circle effectively pulling the rug out from under an estimated 13 polar bears while the others are totally uneffected. A cataclysm the like of which the world has never seen which will require the draining of all oceans, lakes and bathtubs to transfer of the worlds H2O inventory onto a huge multi-national rocket manned by out finest scientific mind Al Gore and set a course directly to the Sun dumping the payload and reducing the Suns surface temperature .000000000001 degree centigrade. If it wasn't for hateful, racist, ignorant, smelly, baby-making, starbucks ingesting, precious resource consuming, fecal matter producing humans...this horrible outcome could be totally avoided.

Chuckle.

Thanks for clarifying. Can you further expound on the silliness of those who claim the Chinese can somehow stand upside down without falling off the earth?



Oh.... that is a extremely difficult and convoluted concept to explain. Even Einstein gave up on trying to figure out the source of gravity. Al (sex poodle) Gore could definately figure it out but he is very busy trying to figure out how to cool the Sun down.
Anonymous
Post 02/02/2011 15:27     Subject: help help global warming,ice age, ozone hole y2k rainforest alert
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:hasn't the Earth been warming since the last ice age?


Of course it has... due to the cause and effect of a population bomb y2k sythesis that spews flourocarbon ozone reduction isotopes culminating in deforestation of crucial rainforest species than may lead to the next wonder drug touching off another ice age freezing and detonating nukes in iran which under certain carbon emmision conditions will isolate a death-ray heat perimeter that will melt an isolated part of the newly frozen arctic circle effectively pulling the rug out from under an estimated 13 polar bears while the others are totally uneffected. A cataclysm the like of which the world has never seen which will require the draining of all oceans, lakes and bathtubs to transfer of the worlds H2O inventory onto a huge multi-national rocket manned by out finest scientific mind Al Gore and set a course directly to the Sun dumping the payload and reducing the Suns surface temperature .000000000001 degree centigrade. If it wasn't for hateful, racist, ignorant, smelly, baby-making, starbucks ingesting, precious resource consuming, fecal matter producing humans...this horrible outcome could be totally avoided.

Chuckle.

Thanks for clarifying. Can you further expound on the silliness of those who claim the Chinese can somehow stand upside down without falling off the earth?
Anonymous
Post 02/02/2011 15:23     Subject: help help global warming,ice age, ozone hole y2k rainforest alert
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:hasn't the Earth been warming since the last ice age?


Of course it has... due to the cause and effect of a population bomb y2k sythesis that spews flourocarbon ozone reduction isotopes culminating in deforestation of crucial rainforest species than may lead to the next wonder drug touching off another ice age freezing and detonating nukes in iran which under certain carbon emmision conditions will isolate a death-ray heat perimeter that will melt an isolated part of the newly frozen arctic circle effectively pulling the rug out from under an estimated 13 polar bears while the others are totally uneffected. A cataclysm the like of which the world has never seen which will require the draining of all oceans, lakes and bathtubs to transfer of the worlds H2O inventory onto a huge multi-national rocket manned by out finest scientific mind Al Gore and set a course directly to the Sun dumping the payload and reducing the Suns surface temperature .000000000001 degree centigrade. If it wasn't for hateful, racist, ignorant, smelly, baby-making, starbucks ingesting, precious resource consuming, fecal matter producing humans...this horrible outcome could be totally avoided.
You forgot the activist supreme court conspiracy to let the mentally ill out of mental institutions. That one is real, as your post illustrates.
Anonymous
Post 02/02/2011 13:41     Subject: help help global warming,ice age, ozone hole y2k rainforest alert
Anonymous wrote:hasn't the Earth been warming since the last ice age?


Of course it has... due to the cause and effect of a population bomb y2k sythesis that spews flourocarbon ozone reduction isotopes culminating in deforestation of crucial rainforest species than may lead to the next wonder drug touching off another ice age freezing and detonating nukes in iran which under certain carbon emmision conditions will isolate a death-ray heat perimeter that will melt an isolated part of the newly frozen arctic circle effectively pulling the rug out from under an estimated 13 polar bears while the others are totally uneffected. A cataclysm the like of which the world has never seen which will require the draining of all oceans, lakes and bathtubs to transfer of the worlds H2O inventory onto a huge multi-national rocket manned by out finest scientific mind Al Gore and set a course directly to the Sun dumping the payload and reducing the Suns surface temperature .000000000001 degree centigrade. If it wasn't for hateful, racist, ignorant, smelly, baby-making, starbucks ingesting, precious resource consuming, fecal matter producing humans...this horrible outcome could be totally avoided.
Anonymous
Post 02/02/2011 12:41     Subject: help help global warming,ice age, ozone hole y2k rainforest alert
hasn't the Earth been warming since the last ice age?
Anonymous
Post 02/01/2011 21:57     Subject: help help global warming,ice age, ozone hole y2k rainforest alert
Anonymous wrote:Awesome illistration of how liberals know so much that isn't true....

Decreased snowfalls are due to global warming!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d70iXVN5EVM&feature=player_embedded#

increased snowfalls are due to global warming.

http://blog.algore.com/2011/02/an_answer_for_bill.html

I feel sorry for the fools who believe these idiots!

The planet's weather is a complex system in which global change can manifest itself in many ways, including some that appear contradictory. A similar situation, on a much smaller scale, is the oscillation between sweats and chills people sometimes get when feverish.
Anonymous
Post 02/01/2011 21:16     Subject: help help global warming,ice age, ozone hole y2k rainforest alert
You forgot to explain how Y2K fits in with your lunacy.
Anonymous
Post 02/01/2011 21:12     Subject: help help global warming,ice age, ozone hole y2k rainforest alert
Anonymous wrote:Awesome illistration of how liberals know so much that isn't true....

Decreased snowfalls are due to global warming!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d70iXVN5EVM&feature=player_embedded#


increased snowfalls are due to global warming.


http://blog.algore.com/2011/02/an_answer_for_bill.html


I feel sorry for the fools who believe these idiots!


What, is it your calendar to make an ignorant rant about global warming every month? Your ignorance is sometimes funny but usually tiresome.
Anonymous
Post 02/01/2011 20:11     Subject: help help global warming,ice age, ozone hole y2k rainforest alert
Is this someone pretending to be an illiterate Republican? Makes the educated conservatives look bad.

I like the parody anyway
Anonymous
Post 02/01/2011 20:02     Subject: help help global warming,ice age, ozone hole y2k rainforest alert
Hey Dumbocrats in the WH, how about focusing on real threats and reality.

http://www.vancouversun.com/news/Qaida+brink+using+nuclear+bomb/4205104/story.html
Anonymous
Post 02/01/2011 19:58     Subject: help help global warming,ice age, ozone hole y2k rainforest alert
Global warming and Obamacare. Meanwhile we have no jobs, the middle east is blowing up and you can bet a nuke will go off somewhere in the next 10 years. The misplaced priorities remind me so much of Carter.
Anonymous
Post 02/01/2011 19:49     Subject: help help global warming,ice age, ozone hole y2k rainforest alert
Awesome illistration of how liberals know so much that isn't true....

Decreased snowfalls are due to global warming!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d70iXVN5EVM&feature=player_embedded#


increased snowfalls are due to global warming.


http://blog.algore.com/2011/02/an_answer_for_bill.html


I feel sorry for the fools who believe these idiots!