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[quote=Anonymous]This one was emailed to me over the weekend. I thought it was pretty funny. [quote]A husband suspects his wife is having an affair. He needs to go on a business trip for several days, so he decides to set a trap for her. He puts a bowl of milk under the bed. From the bed springs, he suspends a spoon. He has it calibrated so that her weight on the bed will not drop the spoon into the milk. But, if there is any more weight than that, the spoon will drop into the milk and he will detect it upon his return home. When he returns home several days later. The first thing he does is reach under the bed and retrieves the bowl. It’s full of butter.[/quote] [/quote]
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