Anonymous
Post 08/07/2017 18:14     Subject: Re:Tell me a joke.
Anonymous wrote:This one was emailed to me over the weekend. I thought it was pretty funny.

A husband suspects his wife is having an affair. He needs to go on a business trip for several days, so he decides to set a trap for her.

He puts a bowl of milk under the bed. From the bed springs, he suspends a spoon. He has it calibrated so that her weight on the bed will not drop the spoon into the milk. But, if there is any more weight than that, the spoon will drop into the milk and he will detect it upon his return home.

When he returns home several days later. The first thing he does is reach under the bed and retrieves the bowl. It’s full of butter.



Bwahahaha!!

Here's one my 8-year-old told me:

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the stupid person's house.
[brief pause]
Knock, knock
Who's there?
The chicken.
Anonymous
Post 08/07/2017 17:22     Subject: Re:Tell me a joke.
Can you send an email to a Buddhist?








As long as there are no attachments.
Anonymous
Post 08/07/2017 17:21     Subject: Re:Tell me a joke.
This one was emailed to me over the weekend. I thought it was pretty funny.

A husband suspects his wife is having an affair. He needs to go on a business trip for several days, so he decides to set a trap for her.

He puts a bowl of milk under the bed. From the bed springs, he suspends a spoon. He has it calibrated so that her weight on the bed will not drop the spoon into the milk. But, if there is any more weight than that, the spoon will drop into the milk and he will detect it upon his return home.

When he returns home several days later. The first thing he does is reach under the bed and retrieves the bowl. It’s full of butter.

Anonymous
Post 08/07/2017 17:20     Subject: Tell me a joke.
Anonymous wrote:What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?


diversity

affirmative action


I don't get it.
[/sarcasm]
Anonymous
Post 08/07/2017 17:19     Subject: Tell me a joke.
What do you call a toothless bear?
Anonymous
Post 08/07/2017 17:19     Subject: Tell me a joke.
The punchline is "Donald Trump."

Only the joke isn't funny. At all.
Anonymous
Post 08/07/2017 17:17     Subject: Tell me a joke.
Anonymous wrote:What is your current joke of the day?


Two baby seals walk into a bar. CLUB! CLUB!
Anonymous
Post 08/07/2017 17:16     Subject: Tell me a joke.
Here you go, a whole bunch if Knock-Knock jokes

https://www.buzzfeed.com/tabathaleggett/knock-knock-jokes-that-are-so-bad-theyre-good?utm_term=.mrrrZxxpwg#.sgmz8ddeyp
Anonymous
Post 08/07/2017 16:57     Subject: Re:Tell me a joke.
How do you get peanut butter if you have no money?
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peanut barter
Anonymous
Post 08/07/2017 14:38     Subject: Re:Tell me a joke.
diversity

affirmative action
Anonymous
Post 08/07/2017 14:36     Subject: Tell me a joke.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anonymous
Post 08/07/2017 13:58     Subject: Tell me a joke.
I don't have a joke to type but I watched this the other day and every time I think about it I laugh.

http://www.relayhero.com/orangutan-puts-bag-over-head/
Anonymous
Post 08/07/2017 13:57     Subject: Tell me a joke.
What is your current joke of the day?